Ashley Tisdale “The Face” Tisdale got into a bikini recently, you know to tan a little, and more importantly, to show the paparazzi that there is more to her than an asymmetrical face that even after a plastic surgeon played god on her, and you know he wasn’t a back alley cheap plastic surgeon who played got, she still wasn’t a stunner….but luckily, she had the foresight to work out, get fit, cuz fit bodies age well, look good, especially in a bikini, and at a certain age, are all that fucking matter. A face can easily be ignored when a bitch has done her squats consistently the last 5 years and Tisdale is a fine example of that…..

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