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2013

17

Jul

Heidi Klum Wins at Instagram of the Day


Despite being a German freak who probably likes being shit on, with an army of kids from various fathers, one of whom was rumoured to have a penis the size of a wine bottle, and being in her 40s or 50s or god knows how old but old enough to have been around for almost as long as I can remember, being amazing to look at for as long as I can remember, in a “I bed she was bred in a German Human Testing Facility back in WWII, because there is no way this is real, human, or possible”…and she’s still got it, this time for Instagram where not only does she show us the scientific art that is her body, but also, the art that she’s made on her body, cuz she’s silly like that…a perfect level of silly that I think requires more nipple, but I’ll take what I can get…

Either way, this is some feel good shit…smiles for everyone….

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5 Responses

  1. JOe says:

    Seriously, dude get out more. This is a gross old lady. She was hot maybe 15 years ago.

  2. HorneyLohanWanker says:

    I would fuck her, but wasn’t she taking negro spunk in her cooter?

  3. Sam says:

    Yes, because your white dick wasn’t doing anything for her.

  4. HorneyLohanWanker says:

    of that there is no doubt. BUt, still, her uterus has been tainted.

    Such a shame.

  5. lorez says:

    Your brain has been tainted. Still holding beliefs which were popular two hundred years ago…

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