Nothing says “I’m an eager young model from a third world ex-soviet war torn country trying to get ahead so that I don’t have to wait in line for rationed bread anymore…or worst…be traded on the international human trafficking sex trade market” quite like doing a high kick in a bikini bottom..spreading your vagina…underneath thin fast drying bathing suit bottoms…I mean the kind of position they’d have us thinking Justin Bieber had her in when giving her an amateur gyno exam with his tongue…before realizing we all know Beiber’s gay.

I like this campaign and will buy 3 of whatever they are selling.

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