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2013

07

Aug

Helena Christensen Old and Hot for Red of the Day

Helena Christensen is amazing..she was born in the 60s, old enough to have been to Woodstock, from the Miss Denmark 1986 pageant….to the Chris Isaak’s Wicked Games video….to Victoria’s Secret in the early 1990s…yet still maintaining the erections of many, or at least me and not in a “Hey I remember jerking off to this girl, I should go look at her old pics”…like I do with so many has beens, but rather still looking hot enough to jerk off to…which is fucking unheard of…and amazes me on so many levels…like the kind of freak of nature I’d be into having sex with and not just doing for the experience of having sex with them for being a freak of nature…like that time I fucked the chick with the lobster claw hand…only way less nightmares afterwards…

I’m into this…

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