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2013

04

Sep

Daisy Lowe in a See Through Dress of the Day

My favorite thing about Daisy Lowe is not her tits, tits that she shows off all the time in her “My dad is famous, hire me” modelling agency so many rockstar daughters have…even though her tits are awesome…

My favorite thing about Daisy Low is her her daddy issues…

She’s one of those Daddy is a famous rockstar who fucks trannies and my groupie mom while touring, he denies I exist until I am 15, makes me take a paternity test like an asshole, even though no one should ever trust a groupie bitch, or any woman for that matter….I mean paternity test all women….only to assume responsibility after growing up father-less…and now he’s making up for lost time getting her work, making her relevant, despite what her stepmom Gwen Stefani who probably hates her thinks….

And as broken as she is, I think she’s great…but then again, I only like broken women…and not because I strive to fix them, but because I am into breaking them more…I’m a saviour like that…

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