There are very few old as fuck women who excite me, but for some reason Helena Christensen, who must be in her 60s, still has it going on…she’s built to fucking last and the fact that she was modelling Victoria’s Secret in the late 80s and still looks like this 30 years later, blows my fucking mind…and that’s why she’s up there as one of my favorite models, even though I generally don’t groupie on anything, as I am not easily impressed, but when a bitch takes her shit so seriously she defies science and aging, I kinda have to notice…it’s like a freak of nature in a good way, unlike a freak of nature with a finger growing out of her neck thanks to being inbred, which is a freak of nature in a bad way, unless you’re a lesbian, in which case that neck finger is just a new phallus to fuck…fun.

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