I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2013

19

Sep

Avril Lavigne’s Studded Bra Flash of the DAy

I would ask what the fuck is going on with this attention seeking Avril Lavigne, but realize in writing that, that I don’t care what is going on with Avril Lavigne, and I am going to assume that 90 percent of you will agree with me and don’t care either…

She’s out there crying for attention because her novelty, talentless, one trick pony act isn’t appealing to people anymore, especially not now that she’s in her 30s, married to some fucking annoying dude who has nothing cool about him, not that her suburban mall marriage from her 20s was all that cool, but at least it wasn’t Nickelback bro…

So she’s put herself in a studded bra, and army coveralls, and she’s pulling out her studded bra like some kind of hoodlum so the paparazzi notice, when really we all know what she’s up to…

This is her too popular to release a sex tape, but still edgy and full of angst, punk from the suburbs millionaire who got lucky, but willing to show people how much I don’t give a fuck, when clearly, based on all her decisions of the past, she does…

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