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Lindsay Lohan’s Hard Nipple for Instagram of the Day

Lindsay Lohan used to be the most random friend I ever had…she’d text me everyday and every night for over 6 months, until one day we finally met, she did some crackhead shit, and more importantly, I didn’t try to play with her amazing tits, and I never heard from her again, but more importantly, I never forgave myself for not playing with her amazing tits…and like you, I’m forced to stare at them on instagram pics she posted, rather than hate them as I tend to the herpes I caught from her, that seemed like a good idea at the time, because it was fucking Lohan at her prime, before fully falling off, a girl you’d all want to get herpes from, until she’s long out of the picture, but the herpes aren’t..them shits for life…yo…

So whenever I see her, I remember what was, appreciate what is, but cry on the inside, for never having touched such luxurious and amazing breasts…it’s not the first time I’ve failed as a man, but it’s up there as the worst time I’ve failed as a man….

I am still a Lohan Fan….and I am waiting for her to win that Oscar…

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4 Responses

  1. LolleyGagger says:

    …and now so are mine!

    Actually didn’t think she had the nipples to do it.
    Any nudes of them are usually flat and pink.

  2. Joe says:

    Nice nipples !! That looks like the old Irish bar in Huntington around the corner from the Paramount theater rear entrance (JT Carringtons 10 Elm street Huntington Long Island) I’m a sound engineer we in there all the time when working concerts the Paramount, Twisted Sister’s Christmas Show, Elvis Costello etc.

  3. Travis says:

    It must be a full-time job keeping track of all the times you’ve failed as a man.

  4. Ren says:

    God she looks old.

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