Kelly Brook is so thick….yet she is posting videos of her showering with her friend…something I assume all girls do together…because the idea of girls comparing vaginas and tits is what I would do if I was a girl…and because it seems like something girls would do in their catty, hate each other while pretending to love each other, even though they are competing with each other for male attention way…and I am the one watching it, making a bigger deal than her hips, which are pretty big out of it…as she pushes 40 and I push my boundaries of acceptable weight for a girl I want to have sit on my face…because I guess we’re working together here, even if Kelly Brook doesnt’ know I exist.

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