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2014

19

May

Jenner Sisters On the Right Path and the Billboard Awards of the Day

Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner got dressed up all fancy because that’s how their mom raised them…grab attention, make people notice, be underage hookers, because when you turn 18, you can release a sex tape…a lot like the porno mom I once met on set, who brought her older daughter to shoot a scene with her 17 year old, only to shop her around to get the best price on her 18th birthday anal scene…it was weird, but no different than all these other stage moms.

I am sure both these girls have been boning since they were 12…probably even by their brother, who I’ve heard bangs their friends, despite being 30, but last night, they were at the Billboard Music Awards.

The Billboard Awards…that remind me how garbage the music industry is. I wonder if anyone else realizes that this is just some corporate planned bar mitzvah type party, with zero to no artistic integrity, or spark and awe that would make anyone want to be in the industry. Instead it looks like a shitty cash grab, that is boring and fuck, for pop artists who are pretty much just dancing monkey’s and puppets…

I don’t know…it’s pretty bad…I blame napster…here are some pics…

HEre’s Kendall Doing the Family Pose:

Here’s Kylie being 16…and Awkward

Here is the Billboard Fake Tit Round-Up…not all the tits are fake…but the bitches wearing them are….

Kesha…..

Kelly Rowland

Lucy Hale

Sarah Hyland Clown Face….

Christine Teigen – Pug Faced and Fat…Always where her Wallet Goes…

Miranda Lambert and Some Country Titties

Shakira – Poo Face

Lorde has Come to Eat Your Soul…Because She’s So Dark and Hipster with her Tens of Millions of Dollars and her Home with a Pool

Oh and Ricky Martin was There….

This Charli XCX is the Future

TO SEE MORE PICS OF THE BILLBOARD AWARDS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|Kylie Jenner

2 Responses

  1. ManWhoHasSeenAVagina says:

    Hey, Jesus, I want to know who the porno stage mom was, and her daughter’s current stage name.

    Also, are they available on Backpage or what? How do I slide into those dirty bitches? They better work as a team.

  2. Travis says:

    “…the porno mom I once met on set, who brought her older daughter to shoot a scene with her 17 year old, only to shop her around to get the best price on her 18th birthday anal scene…”
    What a touching story…

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