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2014

30

Jun

Irina Shayk is a Scary Runway Model of the Day

I am guilty of saying that Irina Shayk is one of the hottest models of the year, or even ever at least on one occasion, because whether I was drunk or not, I was blinded, like the rest of the world by her intense soulless Russian face, that tricked me into thinking she was more than what she was, thanks to bikini pics…

You see, Irina Shayk is like a Russian hooker, a hot Russian hooker, who I guess wanted mainstream success in her Russian Hooking, so she tricked a Soccer player and his team to hire her as his beard, and in turn make Irina Shayk Happen…

But seeing her on the Runway the other day, makes me realize, she’s not a model at all. When photoshopped half naked in a bikini, she’s good, but when actually fashion modelling, she’s a fucking monster or a troll…

I guess what I’m trying to say here is – bitch, put your bikini back on or we’re sending you back to war torn Ukraine to live in your cold water flat with 18 of your relatives…


Irina Shayk is AMazing in Maxim
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Here she is on the Runway
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