Ashely Benson posted some Lame as Fuck topless pics on her instagram from what I guess what a photoshoot…that I guess showcase that she’s been working on getting fit…because in a world with hormones in the genetically modified, high fructose corn syrup food…bitches are getting fatter and fatter and the world is becoming more and more accepting to that unhealthy lifestyle…while criticizing girls who stay fit and don’t overeat for starving themselves in some kind of skinny chick apocalypse…where the fat chicks are trying to either eat up and destroy skinny girls everywhere so that their fat asses become the fucking norm…it’s genocide…and a real issue we should all be paying close attention to.

It’s like “let’s celebrate proven unhealthy, premature death bodies…and shit on babes who are fit because we shit all the time from all the eating. Speaking of Eating..where are the donuts…I’m hungry…I when my blood sugar drops I get real bitchy.”

That was my fat girl impression…I could have gone deeper, but why bother, because based on these pics, Ashley Benson, famous from one show, seems to get it and is looking better than ever…even better than when she had a threesome in Spring Breakers with Riff Raff Franco and some Disney star…and all I am really getting at is that I like when young stars find their identity or try to build their identity in a slutty as possible way…even if it’s not quite slutty enough, it’s a start and that’s more than I can say for anything I’ve ever done. I’m more of why bother kind of guy….

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