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2023

11

Dec

Ashely Benson’s Straight for Pay Bra Shot of the Day

Ashely Benson was the sloppy big titty star of a hit show that was popular around the time of Instagram launching, which basically allowed her to use those big titties to get as much following as she could, so that she could just cruise without having to ever really work again, because being a social media influencer with a popular social media channel is the place to be, rather than having to actually work.

Her nerdy co-star Shay Mitchell, the Canadian took her huge following to a social media empire of merchandise, luggage, beverage company, a media company, writes books and a bunch of other influencer based cash grab things that work….

Benson took a less aggressive approach, looked like a slob in her sweatpants for about a decade before deciding she was a dyke with Cara Delevingne….

I guess realizing that she either needed dick, or the good life, she decided it was time to go straight for pay, because once you’re a lesbian you’re always a lesbian according to the born this way lesbians, when we all know that lesbianism is a myth and that all women are coded to make babies.

So she has now gone straight for pay, the opposite of gay for pay, unless she went gay for clout in a woke time of being gay got you work…

She’s been recently knocked up by Brandon Davis, the oil heir who called Lohan a fire crotch and who greasily reigned that era of celeb gossip, when it was actually fun or funny and paved the way for the nonsense we’re in now.

He’s a billionaire, so whether she is straight for pay or not doesn’t matter, she’s set for life all while having the insurance policy of that bumping instagram channel with all the followers.

Here are some pics of her slutty animal print bra like some kind of prostitute looking hot enough for a billionaire!

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2021

10

Sep

Ashley Benson Got The Tits Out of the Day

Ashley Benson is one of those useless celebrities who became a huge social media star, without any real effort, because she was on a hit show at the right time….she hasn’t done much since, at least not as an actor or a social media star, but she’s famous and has big tits and that is what matters.

What she has done in the last few years is buy into the whole Bi-Sexual, FUCK EVERYONE agenda that is being pushed on the kids by the WOKE, without thinking that maybe things are TOO woke, where it is damagingly woke….

It’s the reason why China is getting fags out of their movies, while putting fags in your movie, because they like the 1950s good family values America…and YOU SHOULD TOO…

But I guess porn has fucked everyone’s minds up, the internet has made them all horny all the time, and fucking each other like a bunch of pigs knee deep in decadence, on some Roman Empire shit is where we are at.

So…Benson was fuckign Cara Delevingne or maybe it was Kristen Stewart, not because lesbianism is real, but because it’s edgy, woke, and masturbating with friends is hot….

The good news is…she’s got tits, here are the tits.

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2020

17

Mar

Hollywood Lesbians Try to Leech Off Young Kaia in these Hard Times of the Day

I don’t know if this is a SUCK ON HER PUSSY that is now TRENDING on the internet like they both once did, in efforts to steal her soul, so that they are TRENDING too….

Or if it is just some sick fetish these lesbian perverts have, as young relevant pussy probably tastes better to fame whores, than irrelevant old pussy.

Maybe they are just being bored rich LA based idiots who know they can get some paparazzi couverage riding the coatails of the young and relevant girl.

Or maybe they are all damaged idiots who can’t quarantine alone, because they are never alone, so they all “HUNKER” down in their big spacious houses together so that the quarantine is fun….and when things get desperate or boring they can always rape the young one.

Either way, Ashley Benson and Cara Delevigne are fucking predators and their social distancing is fucking shit….let’s hope in all this Coronavirus hype – at least some of this trash dies off…but it won’t because they are rich…I mean just the groceries they got at trendy EREWOHN probably cost 5k.

NOT TO MENTION…they have staff, assistants, etc to do this for them…so it’s clearly a “Look at me” situation. More reason to hate ALL these garbage cunts…


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2015

24

Jul

Ashley Benson Channels Kate Upton of the Day

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I guess Ashley Benson is a bit of a shape shifter on her NYC trip promoting some movie that she plays some kind of nerd action star in….

A promo tour she’s contractually obliged to do, but that I guess she’s doing to show off her real talent or super power of an actress…

And that is being able to go from a see through top wearing, broad backed, built like monster Kate Upton, all thick and sloppy and disgusting….

To a 45 year old mom out on the town after her divorce went through…talent…

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Here she is in a Towel for snapchat…

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2015

02

Mar

Ashely Benson is Fun of the Day

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Ashely Benson posted some Lame as Fuck topless pics on her instagram from what I guess what a photoshoot…that I guess showcase that she’s been working on getting fit…because in a world with hormones in the genetically modified, high fructose corn syrup food…bitches are getting fatter and fatter and the world is becoming more and more accepting to that unhealthy lifestyle…while criticizing girls who stay fit and don’t overeat for starving themselves in some kind of skinny chick apocalypse…where the fat chicks are trying to either eat up and destroy skinny girls everywhere so that their fat asses become the fucking norm…it’s genocide…and a real issue we should all be paying close attention to.

It’s like “let’s celebrate proven unhealthy, premature death bodies…and shit on babes who are fit because we shit all the time from all the eating. Speaking of Eating..where are the donuts…I’m hungry…I when my blood sugar drops I get real bitchy.”

That was my fat girl impression…I could have gone deeper, but why bother, because based on these pics, Ashley Benson, famous from one show, seems to get it and is looking better than ever…even better than when she had a threesome in Spring Breakers with Riff Raff Franco and some Disney star…and all I am really getting at is that I like when young stars find their identity or try to build their identity in a slutty as possible way…even if it’s not quite slutty enough, it’s a start and that’s more than I can say for anything I’ve ever done. I’m more of why bother kind of guy….

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2014

19

Dec

Ashley Benson in the Shower on Twitter of the Day

Ashely Benson was the slut in Springbreakers, who I guess was trying to break free from being the slut on some show called Pretty Little Liars, that I assume is about sluts, because it is all the rage and all the cast members are super fucking famous, even though you’ve probably never heard of her….

Well now she’s being slutty on her social media, posting pics of her in her shower, in what looks like a rape scene, which I assume you like, because rape is all you know when it comes to sex, and I guess this is calculated or part of her global fame campaign, you know to be just a little edgy…or maybe she’s like all these other actresses who love any and all attention they get…and ultimately…who cares…

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