Katy Perry makes me sad…I mean she would if I had any emotions other than the ones I try to mask through drinking and eating like some unhappy married wife…since I am pretty much a housewife, with no job, living off my spouse, planning ways to escape this hell..all while barely having a penis…

So let me rephrase, Katy Perry is depressing…just so desperate it for friends and social acceptance that she went out and became a pop star, living out her dream, only to realize it is just as empty and horrible at the top…people are sill assholes and people now don’t just care about her for her tits, but also her money and star power…

I don’t know, she’s probably a really nice girl..who makes some of the worst pop songs imaginable…but still a really nice girl…that people just keep taking for a ride…when she should be the one doing the riding…ideally on my face…with that vagina…because bigger girls have the tighter vaginas…it’s all the fat pushing down on the egg hole like it was a butt plug..

All this to say….I want Katy perry to sit on my face.

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