Hannah Ferguson is the 45 year old looking model, who I’ve been told is very nice, because I guess when you’re 45 and you’re finally making it in the world as a bikini model, you’ve seen some shit and have been through some shit and experiences that have allowed you to get to a place where people think she’s 24…

You know…one of those “if I’m really sweet and nice and fun, they won’t ask for ID, they’ll just want to take pics of me, and pretend my hard face is from sun damage, because I’m that committed to bikini modeling and my body is hot, that’s all they care about, just be pleasant, keep the smile on, don’t let them have any reason to doubt me”….

Or maybe I’m just an asshole…I mean I can assure you that she’ll think I’m an asshole..all while I think she’s got pretty great tits…

ALl this to say, another SI model, another girl not making money as a model, another sugar daddy happy to have another girl to choose from who will fit into his agenda and meet requirements needed for him to bring her to events….and/or knock her up…like they were Andy Roddick and the countless other daddies to these girls…something I’ll never be, but I would still pay 25k an hour to have them sit on my face…because why the fuck not…right…

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