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Hannah Ferguson’s April Fool’s Easter Prank Victim of the Day

Hannah Ferguson is a pretty irrelevant model, who started out doing the bikini thing, got skinny and is trying to do the fashion thing, all while dating Hannah Davis Jeter’s rich property developing model fucking brother….you know to give her a baseline quality of life while she’s living her best life, the dream…

Well, like all sugar daddy’s or hooker owners, her boyfriend had a chance to double down on Easter April Fools with what I assume is one of her fears…CREEPY EASTER BUNNY COSTUMES…you’ve seem the creepy easter bunnies, you know how that goes.

They posted the prank video, and I think it was a success…I like that she’s not all done up and posing, it’s a little more authentic than most instagram content, and the prank is well executed…

I think this is what social media is about…not butt shots..even though butt shots are good to keep us all horny as fuck all the time…

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Hannah Ferguson Got Them Tits On of the Day

Hannah Ferguson tits

Hannah Ferguson went to some fashion week event. She’s been trying to polarize her life as a low to mid level bikini model from Sports Illustrated to doing the the whole fashion thing….so she lives in NYC, she goes to Fashion Events, she hangs with other models, and she is pulling it off.

She’s also lost weight, and some tit, even though her tits were her whole strategy when she was doing the cheesy model thing…but now she’s trying to high brow the half nakedness…while still showing off some tits.

I appreciate her hustle, if you get part of the way to where your ego thinks you belong, make the adjustments to get where your ego wants you to be, because no one actually cares enough to stop you.

Living the dream.


More random pics of her from random bullshit…looking better than she did at the event…because I can see her asshole….

Hannah Ferguson Bottomless

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Hannah Ferguson Wrestles a Chick in Lingerie for Fashion on Youtube Yet I’m a Porn Site of the Day

I was trying the Amazon affiliate program to see if I could make some extra money for my addictions…and it lasted 2 weeks…I generated tens of thousands of dollars in sales for them…IN TWO WEEKS and all of a sudden, like a Christmas miracle they cancel my account and hijack my earnings saying that I am a PORN site…

THEY WILL NOT PAY ME WHAT I MADE…because they think this is PORN…even though they all watch throat rape movies…


Maybe it’s because I link to Porn in the StepLINKS…or maybe it’s because I’ve never censored content I find on the internet – because I find the world a ridiculous lie…

Because you are not in compliance with the Operating Agreement, Amazon will not pay you any outstanding fees related to your account. Amazon exercises its right under the terms of the Operating Agreement to withhold fees based on violations, which include the following:

-Your Site contains sexually explicit material. Sites are considered unsuitable for inclusion in the Associates Program if they contain sexually explicit, violent, libelous/defamatory materials or promote discriminatory or illegal activities.

I started in 2004 and it was fucking annoying seeing censorship on the internet…and now there’s pussy on Instagram / Facebook / Youtube / Google and all the big players…making my nipples obsolete…

BUT I am the fucking porn site, posting contnet I find, that’s pop culture and celebrity and not even Gaping Ass, or Weird Fetish videos, the real human experience I am more into that the lie that is pop culture…

Yet Love Magazine can put out a video of a bikini model, who is barely a bikini model, but who is trying to be a fashion model, thanks to being a bikini model…in lingerie fucking beating up another chick wrestling…in provocative poses and Youtube’s like “DOPE CLICKBAIT TO RUN ADS ON THAT ISN’T PORN”…even if it’s more porn than ANYTHING I’ve ever posted.

FUCK YOU INTERNET for robbing me.

Elsa Hosk for Love of the Day

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CR Fashion Book 2018 Calendar Starring Some Models of the Day

CR Fashion Book 2018

CR Fashion Book is some pretentious bullshit put out by some ex editor or creative director of Vogue, which in and of itself is a fucking scam, because the fashion industry is a scam, but the general public think it’s important, high brow, interesting, exciting, exclusive, something to be a part of, something to save money to buy, unless you’re arab or asian and you just have access to funds to buy the 10,000 dollar purse worth 10 dollars….

But rich people need purpose, something to strive for, something to be a part of, and that is why fashion industry sucks in the rich kids to keep the rich going…

It’s pretty awful place filled with entitled uninteresting people…but they do put out photoshoots…and here is their Calendar, not saved for trashy Glamous models, anyone can have a Calendar even fashion people…\

Featuring idiots like GIGI hadid, an asian, a black, an arab, Hannah Ferguson and some other trash…here are the high brow important images that dont matter.

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Hannah Ferguson Bathing Suit Model of the Day

Hannah Ferguson Bathing Suit Model

Hannah Ferguson was a big girl model in Sports Illustrated. Some rich kid with tits who wanted to have the mainstream sports watching man watch her tits half naked and she made that happen because rich girls make things happen…

Well, she’s slimmed the fuck down dramatically, she’s made friends with other models and has moved her way into more traditional modeling world…she goes to fashion week and I guess is working on other goals like Victoria’s Secret..you know mainstream shit..

She’s doing a campaign for Express, catalog pics that bore me, but that are still a bikini model, trying to be a fashion model, for a mall brand, back in bikinis and they can and should be stared at….


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Hannah Ferguson in CR Fashion Book of the Day

Hannah Ferguson in CR Fashion Book in a yellow underwear set

Hannah Ferguson is on the rebrand…

She’s been making huge moves from irrelevant / non existent Sports Illustrated model…who was booking shit like photoshoots for bikini companies and their catalogs…you know irrelevant shit….but she had that audience and was able to polarize it and become fashion industry relevant like she was Rat Cow….known for her tits, audience primarily men, but if she goes to the fashion shows, work at the fashion shows, and trick her photog friends to put her in magazines seen as fashion magazines…girl will be rebranded, the public will believe her and leave it at that…because people don’t invest that much time into these people…..we just accept the tits however they are given to us…in whatever way makes them money…we don’t care.

I mean…fashion or not – this is pretty fucking porny as she simulates dick sucking and eating pussy…you know….silly internet. CLICKBAIT everywhere..

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Hannah Ferguson Lingerie Model at Fashion Week in Paris of the Day

Hannah Ferguson braless on the runway

Huge Moves for Hannah Ferguson – from irrelevant / non existent / not very important work as a bikini model – living that bikini model life in catalogs…and photoshoots that don’t matter. Targeting dudes to jerk off to her rather than making the real money in fashion – thanks to being big and having tit…she’s finally made the transition to model. She’s been doing fashion magazines and fashion shows in a rebrand because she knows…no one gives a fuck about bikini models…instagram killed them and the horse / sports illutrated swim issue / they rode in on…

Good hustle…I guess…I mean it seems pretty simple to become relevant in the world…pretty fucking simple…

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Hannah Ferguson Nipples for Mario Testino of the Day

Hannah Ferguson is the other Hannah from Sports Illustrated, the one who didn’t use her Sports Illustrated model connections to get knocked up by a athlete like Derek Jeter that she met at some Sports related event because Sports Illustrated models throw their hired hookers into everything they can…..to promote the dying Sports Illustrated swim brand…

Well this one went to fashion, titties out and it’s nice…cuz the tits are big.

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Hannah Ferguson Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Hannah Ferguson is a virtually unknown model, with a pretty non existent following, that we can assume was created by Trump, her modelling agency, who imported her from her Military parents in Texas, and groomed her to be one of his money makers, by lending her to Sports Illustrated to be one of their Rookie’s of the Year, because that is the kind of press money can’t really buy, it’s just good old fashioned media manipulation…

The kind of girl your President would give a work Visa to, whether she makes 100k a year or not, because she gets into bikinis and is tall and hot enough.

I think she’s a rich kid, or dating a rich kid, living the rich kid life, when not working really hard doing a shoot a year that she doesn’t get paid for, just to continue to barely exist.

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Hannah Ferguson’s Possible Pussy for LOVE of the DAy

Hannah Ferguson is a little naked – but not naked enough….because naked enough is never quite enough, as a pervert I want to see naked always…

This is for LOVE magazine, who I guess think she’s worth stripping down naked for their naked issue that we’ve already seen top tier pussy like RAT COW And Barbara Palvin naked in…

Seeing them go down the list of potential models to get naked for their shoot, and ending up on this Sports Illustrated chick may confuse me….it’s like get whoever we can who has done any little amount of mainstream work…and ending up here makes no sense…I mean she really is a no one…a naked no one..and sometimes that’s all the sense you need any of this to make…

I just want to know where her nipples are…I mean that and her actual straight up labia…and I’m not talking about whatever the fuck that thing on her head is that she probably considers edgy or artistic…I’m talking about the other wrinkly lips on her other head…the pussy head…I don’t know where I am going with this..but take it all in..in case it is in fact genius prose and not just me shitting out of my mouth because my hemorrhoid is too painful for me to shit out of my ass…

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Hannah Ferguson Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Hannah Ferguson is a low level bikini model who must be old as hell but probably thinks she’s a high level model because she’s done Sports Illustrated…

She’s been around for a while, not really though, no one has ever really heard of her, but her family is rich as hell…and that alone hooks her up…and that’s all that matters!!

Rich family…bikini model dreams…even if she doesn’t get paid!!!

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Hannah Ferguson Humping the Air of the Day

Hannah Ferguson is a Sports Illustrated bikini model, she’s living the bikini life, doing bikini things, like fucking rich dudes, or maybe she herself is a rich dude, who just happens to look good in a Bikini, who can tell really..not me, not here, not now…

What I do know is that she’s humping the air in jeans, something that could be hot, but isn’t quite hot, especially when she’s not in a bikini.

It’s like she’s trying to trick us into liking her clothed, pretty presumptuous really….because we can’t learn to love again, when we’ve seen her big model titties not in big model mom jeans….seriously.

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Hannah Ferguson in a Magazine of the Day

Hannah Ferguson is in a magazine….riding a bull and on all fours…which is classy as fuck…

Hannah Ferguson is a bikini model that works for Sports Illustrated….and she’s not to be confused with Hannah Davis Jeter….the other SI bikini model…

But funny enough Hannah Ferguson dates Hannah Davis’ brother…so when he fucks her up the ass…he’s thinking of his sister – by default…and that’s some fucking weird rich guy incest inspired fetish shit…and I guess this shoot is also some weird fetish shit….

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Hannah Ferguson Beach Shoot of the Day

Hannah Ferguson is a bikini model and this is her in a bikini campaign or catalog for some bikini brand that took her to some sexy beach somewhere with a camera crew and hair and make-up people…that did everything they could to try to make her look like less of a horse headed rich kid who can afford to be a “model” because models don’t actually make money outside of thier hooking…

Oh my god…bikini photoshoots are so fucking boring….so staged….so bullshit….but still a girl half naked in a bikini…photoshopped…

I am more into raw, gutter and disgusting. I want to see her taking a shit on her period after a week of binge eating…you know pussy hair grown out, gut hanging over her mound, bags under her eyes, coke crusted nose, dried cum on her tits…you know…authetic..none of this plastic garbage that sucks…

I’ll post it anyway…

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Hannah Ferguson Bikini for a Sports Illustrated Lexus Ad of the Day

Every year…..Sports Illustrated sells a flagship ad to LEXUS, because it’s easy…it’s tradition, these car companies have millions to throw at bullshit…and SI needs the money to produce their magazine shoots, that shit is expensive…..

It doesn’t necessarily sell product or cars for LEXUS…but the advertising world is fucking bullshit, they are all homies, they keep the deal alive, the execs like to hang with models, and they need to spend the money somewhere so why not on this shit..

SO SI recruits one of their hookers in their stable of hookers to do the campaign, and this is what they pull off…and it’s garbage…it really is fucking garbage…I’ve seen better import model pics on instagram…and this model like all their models look fucking old and tired…but it happened…millions of dollars went into this…so appreciate it…or go buy a new LEXUS…you know they need all the help they can get seeing as detached and archaic they are in their marketing efforts….

Advertising industry is such bullshit..

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