Hannah Ferguson is some hot rich kid – who thanks to the science of being a rich kid – their mom’s are usually gold diggers and the dad’s are into giving them all they want to make sure that they aren’t ugly…

She’s managed to become a Sports Illustrated model, that doesn’t really hold as much value as it did in the 70s and 80s before, but we can assume that Hannah Ferguson doesn’t need to pursue her dreams, because her trust fund does the working for her, and working for free for the publications is good way to pass the time and feed that ego…

She’s in Ocean Drive – looking good – I like the way her booty pop….because I can appreciate a half naked girl….

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Hannah Ferguson is a Sports Illustrated model, that doesn’t really hold as much value as it did in the 70s and 80s before, but we can assume that Hannah Ferguson is either from a rich family, that’s why she can pursue her dreams working for free for the publication – as they don’t pay the girls…or she’s leverage the magazine to find another kind of family to support her – we call them SUGAR DADDY..

You know that even if she’s rich, or even if her family is rich, she’s not fucking everyday – regular guys… you need to have a specific bank balance to ride this ride….and the places SI takes her help find those people…obvously…

These women are so cheesy, commercial, boring…but they post generic butt shots from US Virgin Islands…where they also MURDERED lobster – like the little LOBSTER had no soul..and deserved to be eaten by her luxury living, superficial and materialistic tits…a pretty good way to go – if you ask me….

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Hannah Ferguson is a hard faced model who was put out by TRUMP models, not sure if TRUMP still owns the modeling agency, which is really just an escort agency for him to find pussy to stare at and be around, but that still does huge things in the world – like create Hannah Ferguson…the 10,000 dollar a night, will travel to 5 star hotels, low level…like real low level…sports illustrated model…oh no wait – that’s Samantha Hoopes…

This one dates another model’s brother, but these girls are all a variation of a hooker, half naked, and I’m into that…it’s the girls who pretend they aren’t whores that annoy me….own that pussy, be that pussy, pose that pussy, fuck rich guys with that pussy…you deserve it..

I like it.

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All these bikini photoshoots are exactly the fucking same…they are so fucking contrived and boring – they lack creativity and they are impossible to get excited about

If anything seeing a bitch pose for the sake of posing, for no reason other than to pose, for idiots who have expensive cameras because they like having girls pose for them, and eventually have brands pay them to have girls pose for them, in just a fabricated nonsense, narcissitic “I’m hot enough to model”…world…

It’s so fucking Disney, candy coated, cheesy garbage…it’s like what happened to fucking snapshots of babes, why do they need to be tilting heads, dropping jaw, duck-facing, and/or making their booty pop – all dramatic…it’s just a fucking picture – ASSHOLES…more assholes…I bet her asshole is great…that ass is great…I love asshole..it’s the gateway to a woman’s soul…I wonder what the weirdest thing she’s put in her asshole is….

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IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SUGAR BABY FOR YOU – HERE’S SAMANTHA HOOPES BEFORE THE MIAMI TRIP FLASHING PANTIES THAT SHE’D PROBABLY FLASH YOU FOR THE RIGHT PRICE AND BY “FLASH YOU” I MEAN EAT YOUR ASS TIL YOU CUM…

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I think you can see her asshole…

I spent an hour doing some Sports Illustrated Coverage – because I don’t bother producing my own content that often and would rather point and laugh at the lack of creativity from my soiled poverty stricken couch…it’s the life of a loser critic….

When Sports Illustrated pops off every year, there’s hours of footage and outtakes for each of these girls they use…so for the next year random shit they do will come together and be promoted…their brand depends on it almost as much as most of the girls depend on SI promoting them to get work…

Here’s Hannah Ferguson….doing a stripper dance twerk – which is not all that far off from where she probably should be working – but thanks to SI 2014, doesn’t have to…

Shoutout to Bob for sending this in…

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Hannah Davis…the Sports Illustrated Swim model, who I am sure was a 20,000 dollars a night hooker, because that’s what I’ve been told about Sports Illustrated Swim models….but I don’t judge because everyone has a price…and this one is a published model….so she deserves to get pid…thanks to herprestigious escort agency magazine called Sports Illustrated Swim…..

You know pawned onto rich dudes and athletes forcing her to deal with the stresses of dating rich dudes who give her the good life…and HERPES!!! Don’t worry, everyone has it in her circle so it’s like she doesn’t….in fact if you don’t have it, you’re stock price drops and people like Derek Jeter don’t propose to you or give you babies that set you for life…I mean that dude has fucked some herpes ridden girls…and this is his new piece…SO HOT WOULD LOVE TO EAT THAT OUT….fucking the vile street hooker pussy slut.

She’s got a great body, she still looks good enough for me…which is code for “she has a pussy, even if it is vile street hooker pussy, it’s a win”…..

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Hannah Ferguson is a Sports Illustrated model, because I guess she has a solid bikini body, fucks the right photographers, or athletes… and does the right sucking….

I usually laugh at the whole Sports Illustrated low level casting, finding typical “basic” average busty and fit girls to wear bikinis for free because the magazine is their biggest selling issue and huge marketing program…

In doing the whole SI issue, they need bikinis, and I guess part of their ad campaigns, they offer force the brands to use their models, because it makes the models more keen on doing the magazine for free…and helps establish them as bikini models…even though the exposure is massive…without SI I’d never hear of Hannah Ferguson or her tits, unless I ate at the diner she was working…and by diner I mean brothel…

Now, I’ve heard you can fuck Hannah Ferguson for 20,000 dollars a night, everyone has a price…I’ve also heard she’s not 23, but closer to 40, but she looks good in these pics, so I won’t make fun of her hard face, hard living, and focus on her hard body that takes work…because it’s all part of her plan to never actually have to work…

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This bikini line is for Tori Praver, who you may remember as the GIGI HADID before GIGI HADID….cast for GUESS? when still 17. Criminal….who is now a bikini designer…and wife to pro surfer Danny Fuller and mom to their kid…

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Hannah Ferguson is boring as fuck…and I guess I just wanted to bring that point home with these pictures from some wedding bullshit she probably got paid too much to participate in….despite being interchangeable in terms of talent with thousands of other girls…

But I guess she’s a Victoria’s Secret model, and part of that is doing other campaigns to increase exposure and thus promote the brand indirectly or being booked by other campaigns because they see her as some kind of celebrity…even though they don’t show her entire body, just her tits, which is standard practice for secret fat girls….who don’t want you to know the rest of them is Kate Upton-like…and they big tits are less about genetics and more about cream filled donuts…donuts that are a preview of their future with rich guys they are trying to be knocked up by…

Here she is for panties..because let’s give Hannah Ferguson some love, she’s 45 years old and finally is making it, let’s give her a round of applause…

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These pictures of Hannah Ferguson from last summer…have made a comeback, I have no idea why, maybe it’s summer and re-run season, who fucking knows..I just know I posted them over a year ago…and I guess here they are again…

I wrote:

Hannah Ferguson is the 45 year old looking model, who I’ve been told is very nice, because I guess when you’re 45 and you’re finally making it in the world as a bikini model, you’ve seen some shit and have been through some shit and experiences that have allowed you to get to a place where people think she’s 24…

You know…one of those “if I’m really sweet and nice and fun, they won’t ask for ID, they’ll just want to take pics of me, and pretend my hard face is from sun damage, because I’m that committed to bikini modeling and my body is hot, that’s all they care about, just be pleasant, keep the smile on, don’t let them have any reason to doubt me”….

Or maybe I’m just an asshole…I mean I can assure you that she’ll think I’m an asshole..all while I think she’s got pretty great tits…

I stand by everything I said….I would like to add that I am pretty amazing, I never re-read my posts but read that and it’s on point…shit I should have a TV show or a book deal or something…what the fuck is this injustice in the workd…

And that was the re-run of the day

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