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2017

26

Jul

Hannah Ferguson’s Possible Pussy for LOVE of the DAy

Hannah Ferguson is a little naked – but not naked enough….because naked enough is never quite enough, as a pervert I want to see naked always…

This is for LOVE magazine, who I guess think she’s worth stripping down naked for their naked issue that we’ve already seen top tier pussy like RAT COW And Barbara Palvin naked in…

Seeing them go down the list of potential models to get naked for their shoot, and ending up on this Sports Illustrated chick may confuse me….it’s like get whoever we can who has done any little amount of mainstream work…and ending up here makes no sense…I mean she really is a no one…a naked no one..and sometimes that’s all the sense you need any of this to make…

I just want to know where her nipples are…I mean that and her actual straight up labia…and I’m not talking about whatever the fuck that thing on her head is that she probably considers edgy or artistic…I’m talking about the other wrinkly lips on her other head…the pussy head…I don’t know where I am going with this..but take it all in..in case it is in fact genius prose and not just me shitting out of my mouth because my hemorrhoid is too painful for me to shit out of my ass…

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2017

13

Jul

Hannah Ferguson Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Hannah Ferguson is a low level bikini model who must be old as hell but probably thinks she’s a high level model because she’s done Sports Illustrated…

She’s been around for a while, not really though, no one has ever really heard of her, but her family is rich as hell…and that alone hooks her up…and that’s all that matters!!

Rich family…bikini model dreams…even if she doesn’t get paid!!!

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2017

23

May

Hannah Ferguson Humping the Air of the Day

Hannah Ferguson is a Sports Illustrated bikini model, she’s living the bikini life, doing bikini things, like fucking rich dudes, or maybe she herself is a rich dude, who just happens to look good in a Bikini, who can tell really..not me, not here, not now…

What I do know is that she’s humping the air in jeans, something that could be hot, but isn’t quite hot, especially when she’s not in a bikini.

It’s like she’s trying to trick us into liking her clothed, pretty presumptuous really….because we can’t learn to love again, when we’ve seen her big model titties not in big model mom jeans….seriously.

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2017

23

Mar

Hannah Ferguson in a Magazine of the Day

Hannah Ferguson is in a magazine….riding a bull and on all fours…which is classy as fuck…

Hannah Ferguson is a bikini model that works for Sports Illustrated….and she’s not to be confused with Hannah Davis Jeter….the other SI bikini model…

But funny enough Hannah Ferguson dates Hannah Davis’ brother…so when he fucks her up the ass…he’s thinking of his sister – by default…and that’s some fucking weird rich guy incest inspired fetish shit…and I guess this shoot is also some weird fetish shit….

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2017

07

Mar

Hannah Ferguson Beach Shoot of the Day

Hannah Ferguson is a bikini model and this is her in a bikini campaign or catalog for some bikini brand that took her to some sexy beach somewhere with a camera crew and hair and make-up people…that did everything they could to try to make her look like less of a horse headed rich kid who can afford to be a “model” because models don’t actually make money outside of thier hooking…

Oh my god…bikini photoshoots are so fucking boring….so staged….so bullshit….but still a girl half naked in a bikini…photoshopped…

I am more into raw, gutter and disgusting. I want to see her taking a shit on her period after a week of binge eating…you know pussy hair grown out, gut hanging over her mound, bags under her eyes, coke crusted nose, dried cum on her tits…you know…authetic..none of this plastic garbage that sucks…

I’ll post it anyway…

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2017

23

Feb

Hannah Ferguson Bikini for a Sports Illustrated Lexus Ad of the Day

Every year…..Sports Illustrated sells a flagship ad to LEXUS, because it’s easy…it’s tradition, these car companies have millions to throw at bullshit…and SI needs the money to produce their magazine shoots, that shit is expensive…..

It doesn’t necessarily sell product or cars for LEXUS…but the advertising world is fucking bullshit, they are all homies, they keep the deal alive, the execs like to hang with models, and they need to spend the money somewhere so why not on this shit..

SO SI recruits one of their hookers in their stable of hookers to do the campaign, and this is what they pull off…and it’s garbage…it really is fucking garbage…I’ve seen better import model pics on instagram…and this model like all their models look fucking old and tired…but it happened…millions of dollars went into this…so appreciate it…or go buy a new LEXUS…you know they need all the help they can get seeing as detached and archaic they are in their marketing efforts….

Advertising industry is such bullshit..

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2017

09

Feb

Hannah Ferguson Promoting Swimsuits of the Day

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Hannah Ferguson is one of the Sports Illustrated models who doesn’t really matter, but who gets in a bikini, and we like bikinis…I hate these bikini shoots…

The problem with Hannah Ferguson is that her only skill set is getting into a bikini, and for some reason people hire her based on that alone, but the fact is there are so many girls willing to do this for free – and they do do this for free…so why use this one who has been picked up by an agency and a magazine no one cares about…there’s no benefit to using her than the like thousands of other girls on Instagram with millions of followers who don’t have the ego, day rate, etc…

If marketing people weren’t lazy and actually did their jobs, they would figure out that they could get 10 Hanna Ferguson’s for the price of Hannah Ferguson, they just won’t have a team behind them to make the contract insane…which is even better…

The world has figured out that that there is no need for “bikini” models chosen by some archaic agency and some out of touch magazine but the brands are just fucking clueless…

We got all kinds of girls in bikinis all day everyday…why is this one booking at least one job a year? It’s weird, but maybe SI makes their army of girls do free shoots for their advertisers…YOU never know…

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2017

17

Jan

Sports Illustrated Hannah Ferguson’s Nipples on Youtube of the Day

I guess when nipples are painted on a bitch like Hannah Ferguson…it doesn’t count as actual nipples…because it is body painted on to look like nipples…exactly where her nipples would be…so that it doesn’t breach any Youtube policies…even though Youtube is a fetish site…

You see, Youtube, owned by Google, Publicly Traded, corporate, who think I am a porn site and banned me in 2004, preventing me from making millions of dollars all the other blogs with equal or less traffic made between 2004-2010 when it all died thanks to Google going public and basically pulling back on paying publishers…This was before instagram and facebook took the fuck over….. Is allowing Sports Illustrated, a Time Warner owned magazine, to post Hannah Ferguson’s tits in a bodypainted bikini…with body painted nipples…because they aren’t real nipples…even though it looks like you can see her nipples….because the internet is one big corporate owned marketplace and there’s no longer room for the small guys, the independents…and everything is controlled and run by the big players…who get away with releasing things I’d get banned for – because they all scratch each other’s backs…

When it comes to tits being accepted in the mainstream…because tits are pretty mainstream…I feel like there’s been advances in humanity….at least since I’ve started doing this…never censoring tits…like an activist no one notices…who has fought so hard for…because I am a feminist…and a pervert who doesn’t believe in censorship….so much that I’ve sacrificed millions of dollars…when I had the chance to make it…

And now tits are just everywhere….and I’m still poor…

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2016

21

Oct

Hannah Ferguson in Maxim of the Day

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I used to always confuse Hannah Ferguson for one of the other Sports Illustrated models that I have been told is an actual hooker you can rent for the night for 10k, or maybe it is 20k, I don’t know both are outrageous prices to someone like me – who wouldn’t really pay for sex unless it was more as a joke – like a 20 dollar blowjob or less…from a crackhead who wants more crack…but to me is less about paying for sex and more about helping a friend in need out…just after letting her suck my dick…

The point being that 20k isn’t a lot of money for a lot of people, there are countless rich dudes, whether drug dealers and criminals, or corporate execs who are also criminals, or dot com business people on the hustle…where seeing a bitch from Sports Illustrated and being able to fuck her for 20k is worth it…a power play…but no different than the crackwhores I deal with..just on a different tax bracket..and the fact that some / a lot of these models are doing this…is not empowering, the whorification of america..it’s fucking gross…have some self respect…you fucking sluts addicted to the rich person lifestyle…so much that you’ll whore yourself for it…

Now Hannah Ferguson could be a whore, a lot of them are, but I don’t have confirmation on that…but she is the kind of get naked for magazines that don’t matter but that are still putting content out for men…you know a girl who thinks she’s hot, and I guess is hot in the most basic and obvious form…and I guess she likes the attention or being celebrated while naked in magazines, and wants to be stared at…they all do…that’s why they do this…I mean if you have huge tits…you might as well use them…

Maxim used to pay me for clicks – then they started sending me take down notices years later for pics they paid me to post – so I find them fucking annoying – but here are the pics anyway…

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2016

30

Aug

Hannah Ferguson for Free People Lingerie of the Day

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Hannah Ferguson is one of the Sports Illustrated Instagram models who I think is on hooker program. But I could be confusing her with every single other sports illustrated model, or really all models….whether actually getting paid to get fucked…or they are fucking rich guys to get paid in the divorce – same thing….

Well she’s doing magical bullshit catalog shoots for brands making a little money without Sex, but with nipples so that people and I mean rich guys she’s trying to bang to get knocked up that she’s a working girl and not just a working girl!

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