Hannah Ferguson is some Texan model who did Sports Illustrated and who pretty much came out of no where. Now she’s doing a back to school, preview of Halloween, cheerleader in a slasher film styled shoot for my friends and GALORE …a magazine that’s really pushing the limits of fashion magazines…almost merging them with what Playboy was in the 70s…accessible to all…but still featuring stuff I can masturbate to…and the whole thing is kind of genius….at least when they take models who are getting a lot of hype, even if they normally look old and washed up despite just starting out, and transform them into a fantasy…which is really what models are supposed to be…so I approve of whatever is going on here…this is hot.

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Hannah Ferguson is some 40 year old Texan diner waitress, at least that’s what she looks like to me, but thanks to Guess and Sports Illustrated, she can pretend to be 24, a new face, and here to save the fucking world, one half naked picture at a time…

I don’t think there’s anything all that interesting or good about her, but I guess any all American fake tit, blonde chick, will get some kind of play, especially when all these magazines and companies dip into the same talent pool, something these girls are used to, because the second they get published, all the rich dude penis comes at them erect throwing money…

There are better girls out there, but her bare ass on a stool – inspires me…I mean as much as a bare ass on a stool can inspire

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Hannah Ferguson is a Sports illustrated model who HAS AWESOME TITS …and like other Sports Illustrated models before her…has booked Carl’s Jr ad featuring Paris Hilton, because her pussy looks and smells like burger and more importantly, because someone at Carl’s Jr owed her a favor…but I guess she serves her purpose and makes this Hanna Ferguson look hotter than she is…it’s one those “Put her next to the bird women – she’ll shine” – situations but with more burger eroticism…

I get annoyed promoting companies who don’t give me money – doing it for free even though they are worth a billion dollars….and can afford to pay me…It’s not like I eat their burgers or love their burgers…hell I don’t even like this ad very much, it’s like Paris Hilton is old and annoying, let’s fucus on hot girls having sex with burgers not old washed up bitches having sex with burgers because it is the only thing left in the room that they haven’t had sex with….

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Yesterday SI Swimsuit happened…

Tonight all the models are in Miami rocking out…

I don’t read Sports Illustrated, I don’t love what they do, I don’t care about the models they choose, I don’t endorse their dated system that is a relic of the past girls only participate in for nostalgic reasons…

It is just a matter of time before they don’t exist…thanks to being able to jerk off to porn on your phone in the bathroom while your wife watches Dancing with the stars…

But I do like Hannah Ferguson’s choice in bathing suits, it’s a bummer Sports Illustrated isn’t a leader in fashion and that girls aren’t gonna get up on this…but they should..

I don’t want to endorse Sports Illustrated anymore, because they’ve only endorsed me once, and since then have turned on me because I mock their models…but when people give me tits, I make lemonade…that’s the expression right?

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Hannah Ferguson is a virtually unknown model, with a pretty non existent following, that we can assume was created by Trump, her modelling agency, who imported her from her Military parents in Texas, and groomed her to be one of his money makers, by lending her to Sports Illustrated to be one of their Rookie’s of the Year, a picture they put out to generate some buzz about their magazine…because that is the kind of press money can’t really buy, it’s just good old fashioned media manipulation…

Here’s some pics from her instagram…because you’ll be seeing more of her, not that it’s a bad thing.

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