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2015

24

Jun

Chloe Moretz Has a New Tattoo of the Day

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The rumor is that this is Chloe Moretz…some girl from some comic book movie that secured herself with fans for life thanks to that comic book movie because people who are into comic book movies…or comics in general are obsessive socially awkward sexually frustrated weirdos who never give up…they are the reason Star Trek conventions exist….and possibly the reason technology exists, but I like to think that is from negotiations with aliens…

That said, this is supposed to be her new tattoo…and if it is, she’s a fucking idiot. There’s nothing more disgusting than a girl polluted by tattoos…the only thing interesting about tattooes is distraction from average looks, and if you’re under 25 and missed the whole tattoo movement…it’s probably best to stay pure…it’s substantially sexier like that…and that’s a scientific fact so don’t try arguing with me….

I guess it isn’t her…but these are her panties…

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