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2015

09

Jul

J.Lo Not Bailing Out Puerto Rico of the Day

EXCLUSIVE: Jennifer Lopez flaunts her washboard abs in a tied up tank and leopard print leggings

Puerto Rico is trying to get bankruptcy protection…They are something like $200 billion dollars in debt and I figure if J.Lo is as Puerto Rican as she claims to be in her marketing campaign around her fat ass, she’ll do something about it…

You see, we know she’s born in the USA and struggles with spanish when she tries to speak it, and we know her hood rat hispanic twang, is just a bullshit angle to get the hispanic listener to buy her shit…and we know it worked…

They still encourage her to get naked, half naked, at 50 and a mom..because hisanics do this into their 80s…it’s a cultural thing …that J.Lo is so far removed from, unless in interviews to get more album sales and lock in that loyal crowd…

Well, at least she’s not helping Puerto Rico…in tight pants showing off that fat video vixen caliber ass…because it’s better than her not helping Puerto Rico naked….you see the pants squeeze her into place…

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