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2015

09

Sep

Rita Ora’s Clickbait Song of the Day

Every one except Stephen Colbert know that TV is dead, talk shows are dead, the only people watching that shit are old and in the habit of watching TV, because even kids who watch TV, don’t bother watching nightly programming, they just fucking binge or use the internet..

So nightly talk shows are more a vehicle to produce viral stunts with celebrities, because they still have access to celebrities, and if they are well executed they get spread the fuck around, making money on youtube for these people, because that’s what matters…

The two players are redundant childhood schoolyard idiot Jimmmy “Giggles’ Fallon…and this Jimmy, who’s team emails me everyday and I just figured I’d link it, because Rihanna Impersonator with Tits is doing the rounds, singing about the biggest mistake I’ve ever made in my life…Clickbait..

Clickbait…will haunt my existence….forever…because I’ve known about it since the late 90s…in pushing internet traffic…but I never took that knowledge mainstream to make 100,000,000 or more off of it…

Instead I come here and post barely celebs singing barely songs for youtube views..a video I had nothing to do with…just to write my angry caption to it…

I’d rather be homeless.

I didn’t watch this video…so if it’s bad…blame yourselves for clicking..

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