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2015

25

Sep

Francesca Eastwood for Esquire of the Day

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Here’s Francesca Eastwood, she’s Clint Eastwood’s daughter with what I assume is some above average, possibly babe, since he’s famous as fuck and has been for the last 60 years, woman…who he knocked up because he’s a good, gun bearing, republican for God…

Who is raising, but not really, because he’s old as fuck, and is more of a grandfather, young harlots, like Francesca Eastwood…..who seem as thirsty as the groupies he’s probably plowed through as the cowboy everyone loved….from the 50s til today…

That said, I am sure her career has been hard to pull off, you know being an Eastwood is both a blessing and a curse, as she’ll probably say in her interview, because she has so much to live up to, and it’s so hard to differentiate herself from her iconic father….something she genuinely believes…or tells herself…

While we all know she only matters because she’s an Eastwood…

It’s like “Look how hot Clint’s daughter is….She’s half naked in Esquire”…or “look another hollywood heiress trying to maximize her fame because it’s good for her instagram followers”…

That said…I think I’m in love…and I’m glad she’s happened…because this is exactly how I want to see any aspiring actress, whether born into the top tier of the industry, or working as a stripper…

That said, I think I’m seriously in love…

This girl is perfect.

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