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2015

29

Sep

Ashley Tisdale’s Headless…She Gets It…of the Day

Ashley-Tisdale-Slutt

I’ve been cyberbullying Ashely Tisdale forever…I’ve been making fun of her face and the need for her to walk around with a mask on because her body is pretty on point… I’ve laughed at her since she happened, because I guess I’ve been doing the site longer than her career has existed…and I witnessed her botched nose job, when her face was really bad…as well as her winning an award for being the hottest actress of the year…when she’s not the hottest anything…she’s okay at best and that’s only when you factor her financial situation and quality of house you’d get to move in if you were to knock her married ass up…and I took offense to that…

I’ve also had emails from people who apparently went to school with her saying she’s 5 or 6 years older than she says she is…

But I like to think never too old to learn or show improvement in her overall attitude, based on this picture alone…I mean she’s put her face out there for years..and it’s really not “THAT” bad..but it’s better when cropped out of photos…so we can focus on what’s important and not asymmetry…

This doesn’t apply to Tisdale alone….it applies to all these girls who think their bodies are on point by their faces aren’t when taking selfies…not letting that scare them off from posting the selfie…because it’s always a good time to be in slutty poses for the internet…

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