I know what you’re thinking, this site doesn’t have enough talk or images or videos of George Clooney’s boner….but his male friends from his “sex parties” are all too familiar with it…

Maybe, you’re not not thinking it at all, because why would a bi-sexual, recently married, overrated actor and producer from ER who only really exists because his Aunt was a Hollywood icon, something people tend to forget…when talking about him like he matters…

The reality is that as an actor, he’s forced to be on Testosterone, and becuase of his old as fuck Botox wife, he’s probably forced to take Viagra type drugs to fuck her, sometimes hours before “sex night’…and not because his Botox wife isn’t hot for an old lady..but becuase she’s a lady..and that’s not really his preference when it comes to things to fuck..at least that’s the rumor…

All this to say..I’ve spent too much time on Clooney’s boner, but I guess you’re the one reading it…and that makes you the weird one, not me..and guess what…it may not even be a boner…

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