Kate Hudson is in the latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar….I guess she’s trying to promote a movie…because this is how press works…it’s all paid for by the movie companies to get buzz about the movies…because the more people care about the star, the more likely they will leave their house and buy an overpriced ticket to a shitty movie that will be like so many movies before it…only to be a sitting duck for an ISIS attack…who would probably know better than to shoot up a movie theater…since every time I’ve been to a movie, it’s the only way I can escape my wife, it’s been a fucking ghost town…and not the 100,000,000 tickets sold per week it once was…thanks to the interenet…

But I don’t see this as her promoting a movie, I see it more as some of the tricks she uses when fucking all the men she’s fucked, in efforts to win them over, or to get filled with their cum to have their out of wedlock kids, to give purpose in her empty hollywood lives…or in Owen Wilson’s case…to lead him to suicide attempts…I remember that day like it was yesterday…and the entire time I was like “how good does that bitch have to be in bed to make a dude who can fuck anything want to kill himself when she leaves, especially after knowing how she’s fucked everyone, or how she has a kid, and is just some broken rich kid you should just bang out and move on with….”…but I guess now, with these poses, that look like they belong in Shape Magazine, are the answer…”bitch can suck her fucking knee”…erotic.

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