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2015

18

Nov

Lindsey Vonn is Slutty for Health Magazine of the Day

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Here are some pictures of strong legged, downhill skiing, Lindsay Vonn, who is probably pretty excited to hear that Tiger Woods isn’t the whore fucking A-List billionaire who tested positive for HIV…even though …he is into the questionable, unstable, insipid, women…when he’s not seducing other pro Athletes…

She’s in some slutty enough poses, because I guess to keep up with Tiger’s needs, you have to have some level of slut in your soul, at least based on the disgusting hookers he was linked to when his scandal hit…but as someone who knows skiers, they are so muscular, that being slutty seems to just come with the territory…it’s called Apres Ski motherfuckers….it’s where the snow pants come off, and the long underwear…gets soaked through..the squats get shown off….usually in the form of terrifying, pumpkin squashing thighs…that you wouldn’t normally want wrapped around your neck…but you’re a subservient bitch…

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