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2015

19

Nov

Jennifer Connelly for The Edit Magazine of the Day

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Jennifer Connelly is an old…I mean I remmeber jerking off to her massive tits when massive tits were a thing to jerk off to…you know they’d come out in movies that you rented at the video store because internet barely existed and even though you had a dial up connection it’d take hours to load just one image of the bitch…so masturbation was sex in Hollywood Movies, old Porns you stole, magazines, and music videos…

Well, apparently, she still exists…in case you were wondering…and she’s not showing her tits…which is pretty disappointing…but I guess when you’re in your 40s and you’ve had your run, I think she’s even won Academy Awards..you can hang up the tits and focus on taking good roles…

She’s one of those actors who never offended me in her acting, because she’s good…and that takes a lot for me to say…since I am convinced acting requires zero to no talent…and is usually just about the tits…but sometimes tits open the door…to let other things shine….but maybe I’m just hungover…as I usually am…

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