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2023

23

Jun

Jennifer Connelly Bikini of the Day

I guess this is Jennifer Connelly who is now old as fuck, giving a salute to her tits, who are clearly celebrating a naval burial at sea, because she’s on a boat, seemingly at sea, and her tits are clearly fucking dead….

Now, I don’t know about you, but I only know Jen Connelly for her big sloppy tits in Requiem for a Dream, where she took the double dildo and was a hot drug addict, inspiring many a drug addicts to turn to sex work and many a pervert to track down addicts to get sex from….it’s the circle of fucking life….that clearly COMES to an end in movies, in real life with dead hookers, or in Jennifer Connelly’s case on a boat in a bikini…

So either her big tits were fakers she removed, or her big tits made her look fat and went against her attempt at a weird anorexic who over exercises in a BAD way body and she got the reduced, I just know they ain’t here…and that’s a tragedy…..a murder…a TRUE CRIME mystery that CNN should allocated 8 days of 24 hour coverage on, just send Anderson to some remote places looking for Connelly tit, THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER TIT, while Big Pharma pays him millions to push deadly medication….you know faggot shit…

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2017

29

Aug

Jennifer Connelly Yellow Bikini of the Day

Jennifer Connelly is in a Yellow bikini and despite being in her late 40s, she’s still not fat, still has tits, and although her not being fat requires working out, and her tits aren’t as substantial as they once were, it’s the aging process, she looks better than most aging women I see at the park doing yoga or fitness, even the hard bodied ones, because I guess those ones aren’t rich hollywood trash who have never actually worked, besides some movies they were overpaid doing, allowing the life of lazy and life of luxury, where the one thing they have to do is not get too old in case they need to act again to get paid again to pay for bullshit mansions again…

Not to mention, she’s probably married and has kids with some rich dudes, furthering the retired at 25 life she’s lived the last 20 years…because it’s good or lucrative to be a woman who has mainstream stamp of approval..it makes you hotter, more desirable, and makes men pay more for you…so that you can vacation everyday..you know.

But then again, maybe she’s the earner on the pile of money and her man is her K-Fed..it happens, just not to me…who cares..bikini

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2017

18

Aug

Jennifer Connelly in a Bikini of the Day

Jennifer Connelly is looking pretty fucking hot at 46 year old….and despite making fun of old women, I am all about old women, even moms…at least when they look like this…because a mature look…and experienced mouth…and tits that have been through a lot…in getting famous through indy films in the 90s…have a far more interesting and relatable story than the 22 year olds Robin Thicke is knocking up…

But most 46 year old women are not Jennifer Connelly, famous and rich from Hollywood, vain and vapid like Hollywood, looking tight bodied, even when old…and busty enough….in her bikini…doing bikini things in Ibiza…because Ibiza isn’t just for 20 year old EDM freaks into clubbing in bikini…it’s also for OLD ladies on very expensive yachts…lookin’ fit, tight and hot…maybe it’s menopause…does that make me gay?

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2017

20

Feb

Jennifer Connelly in a BIKINI of the Day

Jennifer Connelly is old…I mean I remember jerking off to her massive tits when massive tits were a thing to jerk off to…you know they’d come out in movies that you rented at the video store because internet barely existed and even though you had a dial up connection it’d take hours to load just one image of the bitch…so masturbation was sex in Hollywood Movies, old Porns you stole, magazines, and music videos…

Well, apparently, she still exists…in case you were wondering…and she’s not showing her tits…which is pretty disappointing…but I guess when you’re in your 40s and you’ve had your run, I think she’s even won Academy Awards..you can hang up the tits, retire them, or in her case…work them off…so that you don’t get fat…because fat is gross…and I’d rather have small tits, than fat tits on a fat bitch…if you know what I mean..and you don’t because you’re into tits…any tit, all tits, TITS! So her tits shrinking must make you sad old timer…you’ll power through!

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2016

19

Aug

Jennifer Connelly Lost her Tits and Swam Her Ass Off of the Day

Even Jennifer Connelly is asking where her tits went….

She is 45 year old and her body is pretty fucking fit, so no complaints there, this could be a lot more disgusting an experience…

But the only real complaint is that her monster tits she once had are no more, I guess that happens with menopause, the fear of getting older so you turn to fitness or aybe some hormone therapy to feel and be youthful. It could be starvation that makes her lose fat everywhere….or at 45 it could even be cancer….or some other disease making her rot away…who knows…I just remember her for her tits…I remember her being the tits you’d seek to find in independent movies at the Video store when renting DVDs and VHS were your porn..without being porn…and now she’s just a tight bodied old lady…

My only question is why her fitness program doesn’t include doing squats – because clearly she works out – I mean that or just starves herself like smart girls do…but she has too much energy to be starved….because along with losing her tits..she’s lost her ass…and I mean to not have an ass is the female equivalent of bros who always skip their leg day…it’s just makes for a more awkward experience when it comes to jerking off to an old lady…

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2015

19

Nov

Jennifer Connelly for The Edit Magazine of the Day

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Jennifer Connelly is an old…I mean I remmeber jerking off to her massive tits when massive tits were a thing to jerk off to…you know they’d come out in movies that you rented at the video store because internet barely existed and even though you had a dial up connection it’d take hours to load just one image of the bitch…so masturbation was sex in Hollywood Movies, old Porns you stole, magazines, and music videos…

Well, apparently, she still exists…in case you were wondering…and she’s not showing her tits…which is pretty disappointing…but I guess when you’re in your 40s and you’ve had your run, I think she’s even won Academy Awards..you can hang up the tits and focus on taking good roles…

She’s one of those actors who never offended me in her acting, because she’s good…and that takes a lot for me to say…since I am convinced acting requires zero to no talent…and is usually just about the tits…but sometimes tits open the door…to let other things shine….but maybe I’m just hungover…as I usually am…

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