I have a theory, that’s probably very accurate, because I am god, in the event you didn’t know, and in being god, I am all knowing, and everything I say is truth, even when inconsistent with things I said yesterday, like how I once thought Rihanna looked like a bulldog, but eventually gave into her and thought she was hot…kind of thing…it’s like this motherfucker always says the same thing, over an over again, but it’s always different, it’s like it is a team of people writing this shit, badly…because it’s actually a division of Disney designed to shit talk their talent in some backhanded perverted way…that will eventually be leveraged into a Children’s cartoon where I’m the homeless man villain…
That said, the theory…Bella Thorne…the daughter of what I assume are hippies…since her sisters are named “Danni and Kali”…straight from Florida, the land of Flakka, all the weird news, and trashy hooter girl fame whores, who sometimes get famous when they move west…all eager to succeed while being accessible to the general population, since Florida is so vanilla, white and suburban…where even the rich as fuck…are white trash in 20 million dollar mansions..
Anyway, they put all the kids into the mix in LA, a few got jobs here and there thanks to “Mom’s” hard throat fucking…Bella is the one who stuck and is now carrying the whole family, being the golden fiery child with the red hair and great ginger body..and now..they are together in bikinis…whoring it out as they were taught…because they’ve all made it since one made it…
Dreams do come true…and I guess for those of you who jerked off to her at 17, even though she was actually 40, this could be a dream of yours because bikinis, but I figure you’re more into porn, since everyone is into porn now, even moms and 40 year old women who want to get gangbanged like porn….40 year old women like Bella Thorne…
All this to say, the whole family is lookin good half naked, good job stage parents…too bad the 2 hipster ones blocked me on social media before Bella was famous…so that I can’t sing them love songs through comments on their instagram.
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