Ruby Aldridge is my favorite…she’s Lily Aldridge’s sister who doesn’t work for billion dollar commercial sweatshop brands to make a lot of money and feel good about herself…but she is also a model, all tall and lovely, and she does do pictures for underwear companies like For Love and Lemons, that unfortunately, aren’t lingerie pictures, but that are a reminder that she’s got some substance, she’s not some exploit herself for instagram followers and fame, and she seems to be a little more interesting that mall brand counterparts…

I am a fan of her, her face and I wish she’d respond to the love letters I write her everyday, but she’s probably engaged or married to a guy in a band, that’s how these girls do these things…and I”m not mad about that, I just hope she doesn’t get pregnant because that would make me cry..not that I cry, I’m too sociopathic for that, but I like to say I do…it increases my chances of getting love…from people who aren’t my wife.

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