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2016

18

Jan

Ruby Aldridge for Love and Lemons of the Day

Ruby Aldridge - For Love and Lemons Amore Mia Spring 2016_003

Ruby Aldridge is my favorite…she’s Lily Aldridge’s sister who doesn’t work for billion dollar commercial sweatshop brands to make a lot of money and feel good about herself…but she is also a model, all tall and lovely, and she does do pictures for underwear companies like For Love and Lemons, that unfortunately, aren’t lingerie pictures, but that are a reminder that she’s got some substance, she’s not some exploit herself for instagram followers and fame, and she seems to be a little more interesting that mall brand counterparts…

I am a fan of her, her face and I wish she’d respond to the love letters I write her everyday, but she’s probably engaged or married to a guy in a band, that’s how these girls do these things…and I”m not mad about that, I just hope she doesn’t get pregnant because that would make me cry..not that I cry, I’m too sociopathic for that, but I like to say I do…it increases my chances of getting love…from people who aren’t my wife.

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2013

29

Mar

Ruby Aldridge Making Out with Red Hot Chili Peppers of the Day

Ruby Aldridge is Victoria’s Secret “angel” Lily Aldridge’s and fashion photographer Miles Aldridge’s baby sister. Her mom was a Playboy bunny in the 60s, her dad an artist for the Beatles Albums. Born and raised in LA amongst the rich kids, some of whom are the kids of the people she’s posing with from Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Prior to her becoming a model and prior to her sister becoming a major commercial model, I used to have an internet friendship with her, on facebook. She was lovely, until her and her sister’s career took off, then she disappeared, as most girls on their quest for fame do, but I don’t care, I’m not bitter, I’m just happy I finally get to see her little model tits, cuz really that’s all I care about when it comes to inter-personal relationships.

I have no idea if she is having sex with Anthony Kiedis, I just know this is for a photoshoot for Vogue Russia, which is still Vogue, and I’m actually happy with the direction her career has gone, cuz let’s face it, there’s nothing really worse than an LA model who doesn’t show her tits like a little slut for people in Canada to try to masturbate to, while reading old conversations we had on AIM that I saved in case she one day got famous.

Here are the pics. Lovely nipples on a lovely girl. I’m a fan.

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