The most important pictures you will see today is Jessica Simpson, the billionaire clothing brand owner, thanks to the general public being low class, low income, shopping at walmart, because it is all they can afford, and thus have no taste, and think wearing Jessica Simpson designs is a taste of Jesus loving Glamor, since Jessica Simpson is Texan her gay dad a Preacher before being gay after whoring out his kid, even though her shit isn’t American made…but rather from a sweatshop…the Globalization that is even more American than American Made, because there are less laws to follow when in small town factory town China…

But you probably remember her as the popstar with big tits, turned reality star who was dumb as fuck, before becoming a fat as fuck mom with a Weight Watchers campaign that forced her to eventually get to this bikini rockin’ body..

She’s old, her tits still big, her inner thighs fat, but not disgusting, so we should celebrate this mid-30s Jessica Simpson, looking better than late 20s Jessica Simpson, giving hope to fat chicks everywhere, that if they were billionaires, they could hire trainers and cooks to get them in bikini fighting shape…

I don’t know if you’ll be able to jerk off to Jessica Simpson today in Mexico, these are some spy pics, like it was the 90s, and she was better in the 90s, so maybe we should just use this to search old pics of her from the 90s…because life was so much more simple to jerk off to bikini pics then…

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