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2016

26

Feb

The Katy Perry is Jon Benet Ramsey of the Day

I used to have a doll that I got at a dollar store that looked like Jon Benet Ramsey, so we took a series of index cards and made weird signs with weird Jon Benet Ramsey quotes that we put in her hands…like “FIND ME”…. as we’d have drunken gatherings, Jon Benet eventually lost her limbs and become BEATRICE,

This was my first girlfriend Beatrice – she was real sweet. #flooded #basement #finds

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I’ve always felt a deep connection with the story of a girl exploited by her parents who just disappeared..

Well the internet thinks she’s grown into Katy Perry, because Illuminati, and Katy Perry’s dad is some weird Evangelical, so nothing weird there…

I’ve seen a bunch of these the last few days…it’s a funny theory..

Where is the “MAKING OF THE MUDERER” ARMCHAIR DETECTIVE 10 PART SERIES ON THIS….

I guess what it comes down to is – who cares..

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