Emily Rat Cow is trying so fucking hard to maintain the celebrity that she has, and the reality is that people still follow her on social media, so that alone will carry her, make her money and get her jobs, because brands and companies like to advertise on people with followers…

That doesn’t mean she’s not a one Trick Trick…her Only Skill is Naked…her only talent…naked…and that is probably the most basic of human skills…meaning there’s very little depth to her, but who cares about her depth, when we’re more interested in her peaks….

She’s probably got one of the nicest sets of fake tits this side of Sahara Ray….

I’m just eager for her hollywood gigs to stop, so that she gets back to me on the pitches I’ve pitched her on like sex tapes and getting her pussy moulded for male masturbators…since the people would LOVE to fuck Em Rat Cow – but she acts too good for it…for now…all things come to an end…and she’s not going to be the exception to the rule…

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