It’s nice to see Britney Spears hasn’t killed herself off thanks to being exploited from such a young age by her family, pretty much being kept captive like she was Brie Larson in ROOM, but in a far more luxurious setting.

In fact, this picture of her is fucking awesome, I mean as a guy who fucks fat chicks on the regular, on their back in the best, but when you grease up this southern goddess in what we will assume is coconut oil instead of the lard she once used while covered in donut powder, Cheetos but I hate referencing that brand that got huge PR from her obesity that included so many other brands, that coconut oil works on everything, even hemorrhoids, lube, toothpaste…..even giving her a crazy fucking booty. or whatever is going on here in this arched bag amazingness that I want to lick from head to toe, even if it may taste like assholes..

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