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2016

24

Mar

Selena Gomez Plays Piano in a Bikini of the Day

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Selena Gomez made a throwback to what she calls a “a sweet, small house in TX”…

She’s a vapid, American, materialistic commodity that likes consuming things she doesn’t need as much as she likes consuming things we don’t need so that she can help a team of people who created her live in “massive, 20 million dollar, Los Angeles area houses”…

She’s the spoiled brat who walks into a house like this and strips down into a bathing suit by the piano, because that’s what everyone wears when playing the piano, especially Elton John, being all “this is so cute, what a cute home, I’m so cute, do I look fat in this stupid fucking picture, where’s the tennis courts and screening room”..because she would never sleep there or spend more than she had to there…she just had to find a storyline to post her ass on a wooden bench in boots to make her seem less eager, thirsty, attention seeking than her chubby fake dying of a terminal disease ass is…

I’m not complaining, I just know she is the root of all evil…or a product of all evil…either way – EVIL…

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