I think it’s safe to say that the most important thing to happen this past weekend and arguably the year in Hollywood pussy is Bella Thorne…

I don’t know if this is a product placement or ad for Coconut water, but I am going to assume that it is, since the product is all over this staged paparazzi bikini shoot, making this actual prostituting rather than just attention whoring….and when a girl is getting paid to run around in a skimpy bikini, doing booty shelf selfie poses she’s practiced on her own, so that you can practically see her asshole and bush…makes her almost magical…

I love her body, I love her hustle, I love how she’s taken over social media, I love how shameless she is, I love how she’s doing instagram better than instagram whores and is booking more and more acting jobs as an it girl….

But most importantly, I love that this is what celebrity is about now…shameless, low hanging fruit, half nakedness to get an audience to pitch to brands and movie producers…because social media finally caught up with how perverted and sex obsessed voyeurs and exhibitionists humans are….

I remember when people pretended to be wholesome, classy, and jerking off to them was impossible because they were always clothed….

Look at things now..way more convenient for our laziness…feed me what I want to see…and that’s less of her latch on sister – and more of Bella Throne and her 40 year old fit mom body…

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