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2016

15

Apr

This is Fergie (Robot Fergie) of the DAy

The highlight of the day isn’t Coachella happening right now, as I sit on my couch….you know all these little losers who think getting followers on their social media, attending events for their social media, like desperate little cunts, instead of just living life unplugged, which is far more peaceful…

It’s not that the weather in Canada is nice, only 4 feet of snow…

It’s not that the Black Eyed Peas are Having a Comeback ….

It’s not even the Fergie thigh that was out in shorts, pushing 40, looking fit, spray tanned, and rebuilt after at least one kid thanks to lots of plastic surgery, injections and whatever is going on here…she’s done pretty good for a Disney Star turned down on her luck meth addict…Will.I.AM recruited to make his band marketable…

Thigh highlight of the day is that I get to turn off my computer for two days pretty soon. but hey, Fergie in shorts like she wasn’t 100 fucking years old, looking like she’s not 100 fucking years old, but at the same time looking like a stripper / hooker / porn chick as these people do…

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