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2017

22

Sep

Kendall Jenner for Fergie of the Day

Fergie is out of touch. Old meth head got that meth brain….a little ICE In Paradise…the scammer edition…but she’s trying so hard to make this comeback…so hard she cast a Karadashian…the Kendall Jenner Daughter of that Bitch Bruce with the tight new pussy…to try to appeal to the kids…without coming across as an old washed up crackhead…or maybe she’s just friends with Bruce and doing his daughter a favor as they met at the DICK CHOP clinic…you know cuz FERGIE is hard faced right….

I don’t know if it is working, because she’s also releasing stories of her divorce to get into the media and that shit is trending on google because people still care about Fergie I guess…it’s her masculinity…can’t take her town…bitch will overcome….while you dream about coming all over her…

Here’s Fergie on the Today Show being old as fuck….

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2017

20

Mar

Alleged Fergie Butt Shot of the Day

This is an alleged Ferige Buttshot…that we can safely assume is not Fergie, but we can pretend for a minute that it is, probably during her meth years, when her lovely lady lumps were more covered in scabs, but still making money through sex work, and sticking bananas in her ass while staying at 1 star hotels…

I mean this is so fucking bootleg….if this is her, I’d be fucking surprised, but since I like nudes of all varieties….from people of all walks of life…thanks to being a voyeur in this exhibitionist world…I’ll take it…but you’d think we live in an era where nudes like this don’t exist…I mean what kind of gutter, badly posed, red eye shit is this…it doens’t give Fergie a woman I once held hands with while wasted, or whoever this is any fucking credit…and I guess the only exciting thing about it is that it’s a butt shot…and totally SFW according to TV standards and practices..

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2017

27

Feb

Fergie Seducing and Flirty in Milan of the Day

There’s always something magical about a woman – when you can see her ass cheeks from the front…whether that woman is a young tight bodied coed at a Springbreak party in a bikini…..or an old mom who’s ass fell 6 inches in the aging process….

Now I’ve never really found Fergie all that magical…but holding hands with her once when she was just getting famous…at some event she happened to be at…while I was drunk and before she had security was pretty magical…you know…some connected at the soul shit…but I wasn’t convinced she wasn’t a man….but I was convinced that I wish I had got with her when she was a down on her luck meth addict…but that was probably a bullshit story to make her edgy like Nicki Minja….edgy….not edgy at all…

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2017

22

Feb

Fergie in Latex Fetish Gear of the Day

Fergie posted a video of her in a fetish gear outfit because she’s a mom…who was once a crack or meth addict after being a child star before being a Black Eyed Pea…

I used to laugh at her hard face, but Fergie is wonderful….and not a man, she’s just a strong woman and my highlight Fergie story is that I drunkenly held hands with her at an event I snuck into once…and I felt like our soul connected…I bet she was thinking about that moment, our energy….when she got knocked up many years later…because that kind of love is for life…and that was the proof I needed that she had a uterus…making me feel better about staring at her ass…without her face…still fit and juicy…and lovely…because it’s probably photoshopped or a body double but I’ll still stare…I just wish this was the 90s, she was still on meth and broke and looking for 20 dollars to get through another night – so that I had a Fergie was a hooker story….but I don’t…

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2017

05

Jan

Fergie Bikini Pics of the Win of the Day

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Here is Fergie in a bikini…and I am the kind of guy who looks at girls in bikinis and thinks “Oh yeah”….like the KoolAid mascot…but I’m not the kind of guy who looks at girls in bikinis and thinks “I NEED MY DICK IN THAT, I WANT MY DICK IN THAT”…not because I am gay, but because I get more out of looking and thinkin “Oh Yeah”…thank dealing with all the headaches that come with women you have sex with – not that having sex with Fergie is an option…but based on her being a celebrity, even if it was ,it would be a nightmare…the worst…

So staring at her ass…in a bikini…is a win….because of her pose…look at this pose…this is a crazy pose…the kind of pose her kid would stare at and be truamatized by…turning him gay… and that’s all I have to say about that…

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2016

04

Jul

Fergie’s MILF Video of the Day

Only in America…and I guess some
Eastern european countries can a mom
Pull off and get paid to get half naked and pour milk ok herself…while calling herself a MILF…..

I don’t know about you but I know that I would be want my fame whore mom trying to stay relevant to bring in the money I’ll eventually inherit to spend on my drug addiction of having a mom who behaves like this even when she’s too old to be behaving like this – despite her killer body making me think she should be behaving like this – give the people what they want, make them want to cum inside your gaping egg hole that has shat out at least one baby making her easier to fist…not that Fergie was ever hard to fist..she did it for the meth, that shit is addictive….

But unlike Fergie, my mom can’t behave like this, she died in the 80s and throwing milk on her would probably turn her into mud…

But Fergie, despite being corpse like, is still alive and when you’re a puppet you keep fucking performing especially when you look younger than you did 10 years ago…how!? Who knows…testosterone shots maybe…helps men age better apparently…

Either way, at least she’s playing up the hot mom, because she is a hot mom, if you’ve seen moms you’ll know they don’t look like this…..

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2016

29

Jun

Fergie Ass in Concert of the Day

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Fergie wore lingerie on stage for GAY PRIDE because she’s a proud tranny, but not that proud, she had to fake a pregnancy to explain her kid – and has never come out as tranny, but that hard face that is more delicate with age….thanks to fillers and who the fuck knows but she sure as as hell doesn’t look as haggard as when she was a drag queen on the scene addicted to meth….

So despite being 100 years old, she’s showing off her fitness ass, because she’s the semi-white Beyonce…with high testosterone and here’s a video of her performing – shot with the BEST camera ever…seriously…what the hell happened to this video…

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2016

27

Jun

Fergie’s New Single Cover “Milf Money” of the Day

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Fergie’s back and on the hustle, making fun of the fact that she’s old and has kids, but also that she’s got a good dermatologist and photoshop retoucher – that makes her look like she wasn’t the haggard meth addict we all know that she was – after her Disney / child star stint…before the whole Black Eyed Peas shit happened for her – and propelled her to super stardom…

Because 10 years ago, she looked 10 years older than this…and there’s only one thing that logically makes sense…and that is that she’s a fake bitch manipulating all of you through catchy song and dance that isn’t good song and dance but that has money behind it and that can hire scientists to determine what people will respond to…

We live in a world that can cure virus and disease..treat insanity…and there’s no doubt in my mind that billion dollar media companies don’t know exactly how to get loser drone idiots like us to buy into shit…

Even I know how to push product…it all starts with the tits…

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2016

27

May

Fergie Memorial Concert of the Day

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I thought Fergie was dead…I guess Fergie isn’t dead so she doesn’t need to have a memorial…but she does seem to be in concert….looking like a corpse, with a pretty decent body, but is still a corpse…you know the kind of thing you’d dig up but not tell anyone because they though you were weird, only in Fergie’s case she’s not quite dead yet…just old…an old broken child star turned meth addict…turned very fucking rich hard bodied tranny mom..with skin sagging off her bones and an ass I’d still like shit on me – even though I am not into shit, especially not meth addict shit….the ass is still an ass…old and weathered…

So here’s Fergie In Concert in Leather Body Suit – Showing Ass

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2016

15

Apr

This is Fergie (Robot Fergie) of the DAy

The highlight of the day isn’t Coachella happening right now, as I sit on my couch….you know all these little losers who think getting followers on their social media, attending events for their social media, like desperate little cunts, instead of just living life unplugged, which is far more peaceful…

It’s not that the weather in Canada is nice, only 4 feet of snow…

It’s not that the Black Eyed Peas are Having a Comeback ….

It’s not even the Fergie thigh that was out in shorts, pushing 40, looking fit, spray tanned, and rebuilt after at least one kid thanks to lots of plastic surgery, injections and whatever is going on here…she’s done pretty good for a Disney Star turned down on her luck meth addict…Will.I.AM recruited to make his band marketable…

Thigh highlight of the day is that I get to turn off my computer for two days pretty soon. but hey, Fergie in shorts like she wasn’t 100 fucking years old, looking like she’s not 100 fucking years old, but at the same time looking like a stripper / hooker / porn chick as these people do…

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2015

05

May

Fergie on the Beach of the Day

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EXCLUSIVE: Fergie in bikini watches husband Josh Duhamel playing Volleyball

The highlight of my internet career is when I snuck into some Canadian Award show, probably 6 years ago, when Fergie still mattered and Lady Gaga was coming up, where I grabbed onto Fergie’s hand and looked her in the eyes…and told her…that we were soul mates…only for her security to pull me off of her…and for her Black Eyed Peas partner to punch Perez Hilton in the face…and for me to fondle Gaga’s ass when she didn’t know what was going on because she was sucking Perez Hilton’s pussy so hard…knowing she wanted his audience…

Since then, Fergie and I have never been reunited, or love unrequited, her ex meth addict face more haggard…and manly…her body…not quite what it was as she pushes 40 but still good enough for me…

I mean..girl’s a woman now..and she’s still got THigh Gap…

Take that Margot Robbie (see previous post)

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