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2016

15

Apr

This is Fergie (Robot Fergie) of the DAy

The highlight of the day isn’t Coachella happening right now, as I sit on my couch….you know all these little losers who think getting followers on their social media, attending events for their social media, like desperate little cunts, instead of just living life unplugged, which is far more peaceful…

It’s not that the weather in Canada is nice, only 4 feet of snow…

It’s not that the Black Eyed Peas are Having a Comeback ….

It’s not even the Fergie thigh that was out in shorts, pushing 40, looking fit, spray tanned, and rebuilt after at least one kid thanks to lots of plastic surgery, injections and whatever is going on here…she’s done pretty good for a Disney Star turned down on her luck meth addict…Will.I.AM recruited to make his band marketable…

Thigh highlight of the day is that I get to turn off my computer for two days pretty soon. but hey, Fergie in shorts like she wasn’t 100 fucking years old, looking like she’s not 100 fucking years old, but at the same time looking like a stripper / hooker / porn chick as these people do…

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2015

05

May

Fergie on the Beach of the Day

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EXCLUSIVE: Fergie in bikini watches husband Josh Duhamel playing Volleyball

The highlight of my internet career is when I snuck into some Canadian Award show, probably 6 years ago, when Fergie still mattered and Lady Gaga was coming up, where I grabbed onto Fergie’s hand and looked her in the eyes…and told her…that we were soul mates…only for her security to pull me off of her…and for her Black Eyed Peas partner to punch Perez Hilton in the face…and for me to fondle Gaga’s ass when she didn’t know what was going on because she was sucking Perez Hilton’s pussy so hard…knowing she wanted his audience…

Since then, Fergie and I have never been reunited, or love unrequited, her ex meth addict face more haggard…and manly…her body…not quite what it was as she pushes 40 but still good enough for me…

I mean..girl’s a woman now..and she’s still got THigh Gap…

Take that Margot Robbie (see previous post)

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