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2015

04

Sep

Kendall Jenner Panty Flash of the Day

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Kendall Jenner’s fame whoring involved Hailey Baldwin molesting her…

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And a Video:

These girls must be the fucking worst….always on their motherfucking phone..

Producing nonsense, flimsy garbage content that distracts their fans from being free thinking, creative, interesting, or independent thinkers…#illuminati…

We perpetuate this low hanging fruit, noise….

We created these people…

We follow them and the brands hire them because we follow them…

And I’m just ready for a crazed fan to assassinate them…all of them….it’s the random act of violence America needs…but before they do….make sure they steal all the Jenner sex videos…because if this is what they put out there, the stuff they don’t must be better..more spread asshole…but then again, maybe they put their best stuff out there…to keep making that bullshit money…

All this to say…

Why am I Posting this..

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2015

03

Sep

Kendall Jenners Shitty Ad for a Cosmetic Brand of the Day

This is probably one of the worst ads ever….it’s Kendall Jenner walking around in a period friendly outfit…and it’s the worst…but not as bad as her sister Kylie, who’s been posting pics of fat chicks and mutant chicks on her instagram to appear to be a supporter of all people, anti bullying nonsense, because I guess it diverts from her being a young whore, who fucks an older black dude whole on her quest of being a whore…all while looking like a 45 year old whore…thanks to the whore family’s make up artist….

I guess that has nothing to do with this Jenner, but I mean they do share the same Dad who is a Mom and mom who is sent from hell to sell them off to the world for profit….and despite handing those issues while counting all their money differenty…they are still the same pile of shit that will end in a drug overdose at 50 when people actually don’t care about them….and their pile of money seems less exciting..

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2015

20

Aug

Khloe and Kendall Kardashian in Bikinis of the Day

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Oh yeah…look at the monster Kardashian looking less and less like her tranny stepdad wants to look…you know big and burly, thanks to fitness plastic surgery, and waist training belts I am sure you can buy if you click one of their social media links, all posing with the young one in a bikini, in a series of photos, that attention whores love….for their instagram….and that I love…for the bikini pics…even if they should be anal sex videos. That’s the caliber of talent this is…

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Khloe and Kendall Kardashian and their hybrid Kylie…that I assume was created in the lab in the family’s basement next to their on-call plastic surgeon…to help perpetuate their existence…so that they never die off and keep on hitting us from other angles…marketed to new generations…Khloe to men who are into younger Caitlins, you know the kind of dudes who like being pegged by a monster with tits, while Kendall is the “fashion icon”…and “Kylie” is the young Kim, in the hip hop scene….it’s all so calculated…I’m excited for there to be a freak out…murder suicide when the pressure is just too much for one of them to handle…because they have over-used the media…made a lot of money…and it becomes a breeding ground for serious mental health issues…

The funny thing in all this is that you know they think they are the Royal family of the USA….and USA think they are the Royal Family…because they are keeping themselves alive because of you…

I guess I am part of the problem, not that anyone reads this site, but I’m a sucker for selfies that have been photoshopped, because why look at real things, when we can have vapid, fake, garbage…..like this..on their luxury bikini vacations…

Garbage…I owuldn’t even want to fuck…but I want to fuck anything, it doesn’t even need to be alive…..not that they’d fuck me, obviously they wouldn’t fuck me, they think they are royalty and have so much money, because people are drawn to followers, and they will forever be celebrated by dudes wanting to fuck them….

This is so fucking cheesy….but not as cheesy as the secretions that drip out of their played out, banged out, pussies.

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2015

18

Aug

Kendall Jenner Boring for Vogue of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is playing make belief…as a lot of rich people do, but they believe their bulsshit so hard, that other people around them believe it to….So it makes sense that she’s considered a model, because she’s skinny enough, tall enough, and relevant enough in this social media driven world…

It’s like she’s not as disgusting as the other Kardashians and she targets a younger generation of people who are just idiots impressed by instagram followers, because they don’t have patience to watch movies or get into people with actual talent, but rather they just accept the low hanging fruit, kitchen garbage people that are dropped in their face..

And really, Vogue just perpetuates this shit because they want to make ad dollars…

Kendall Jenner is average at best…but I guess so are all models…but turning a reality star into a Vogue Cover girl…is just the fucking worst…the world…so misguided..

She’s just so average and this photoshoot is just garbage. She’s the kind of girl we are interested in when naked, not like this

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2015

12

Aug

Kendall Jenner in the Kitchen Cooking Pies of the Day

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These are some pictures from KYLIE JENNER’S FIRST OF MANY 18th Birthday Parties, Becasue This Whole Family is a Gathering of Fame Whoring Trash

So the skinny one, Kendall, theoretically from the same she-dad, but probably not, because their mother is the biggest whore of the bunch, and the reason they all exist…

Well, she’s showing off her leg on her instagram because she clearly hates her sister for trying to get all the attention turning 18, it’s her time, but in this family, it’s always her time to shine…

Here’s Kylie’s Birthday video..

Here’s Kylie in bed video…

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2015

06

Aug

Kendall Jenner is Dating a Jonas Brother of the Day

So the gossip magazines want you to know that the Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid rich kids from LA who pretend they are models because rich kids get what they want and are never told no…even if they are just playing make-belief…are each dating a Jonas Brother..

Kendall with Jonas Brother 1 and Gigi with Jonas Brother 2…

I have a friend who was in Vegas this weekend and she says both Jonas brother 1 and Jonas Brother 2, or maybe it was Jonas Brother 1, but it could have been Jonas Brother 2, were surrounded by a bunch of girls, because they are young enough, rich enough, famous enough, and not virgin enough, to use their fame to slutty tweens, who are now probably 25, for vaginal sex…

Now I don’t care who Kendall Jenner or Gigi Hadid are pretending to date for the sake of the media, or if Jonas 1 or Jonas 2 are dating them, or loyal to them, or cheating on them…and I really hope you don’t care either…because if you do..you’re weirder than me.

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(for all you haters, my boots are faux ????)

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2015

24

Jul

Kendall Jenner for Estee Lauder of the Day

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Looks like a porn shoot to me…and I’ve been on porn shoots so I know…

Naked girl, in bed…for “fashion”…

Seems pretty suspicious to me you gang of fucking perverts doing your pervert things…

I guess when your existence is based on a hooker and a pornstar sister….

Getting naked in bed is considered benefiting from all the shit her mom and sister had to stick in their mouths…you know like when you meet a cab driver or blue collar laborer who slaved so that his kids could be doctors or lawyers, but the slut version…

I mean shes’ getting paid, so that makes it ok, that’s what I tell every girl taking money to get naked under and and all situations, whether it is for…and it’s subtle, I mean we can’t even see her labia…making it all ok….since the reality is, we’re all fucking whores..

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2015

23

Jul

Kendall Jenner in Bed of the Day

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These people are so fucking calculated…and suck me in every fucking time…

Because we are basic, this is basic marketing, it’s why we bought beer in the 80s…and cigarettes in the 60s…

Speak to our penises…and we’ll listen…

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2015

23

Jul

Kendall Jenner Posing with Puppets for Fendi of the Day

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I took an Art History class many fucking years ago, I don’t even remember it, but it was when I figured out that art is a fucking lie, as is talent except maybe for musical talent, and really every one is just lying to us….it’s all a fucking scam..

But I would like to interpret these photos as Kendall Jenner posing with puppets that reflect her nad her families existence as puppets to the media and America, where they do what they need to do to provide entertainment, but puppets don’t get paid for their appearances, and this shell of a human, who represents all evil and all that is wrong with the world…is just getting paid millions of dollars by a brand to peddle their product to her social media audience that is huge, because intagram models get the fashion jobs now, because fashion is about pushing product people don’t need, packaging it as trends, to sustain waste and constant production in sweatshops of bullshit that is overpriced garbage…

And it’s safe to say, I’d rather she followed her sister’s lead and did the sex tape. Because sex doll exploiting herself, is better than daughter being exploited by her money grubbing, greedy, sugar baby mom on a mission…

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2015

20

Jul

Kendall Jenner’s Waist to Hip Ratio of the Day

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I like to celebrate waist to hip ratios….

It is the scientific study of how attractive a girl is….and without the waist to hip ratio…we’re just left in the dark as to whether we are fucking with the right girl…I mean is she at her maximum waist to hip ratio that represents femininity…or am i just some kind of closet case homo with a girl who although her big tits and round ass…don’t have that waistline that defines her as a woman…

I don’t like to celebrate anything and everything Kardashian, which I want to make clear I am not doing, I just figure it would take way too much time for me to dig through the internet to find bikini pics, I mean it’s only ever 3 out of 3.5 Instagram pics being posted….but those girls are just sugar babies and aspiring models, and I’d rather showcase someone who is neither those things, but rather someone born into the most abrasive, self promoting, exposed bullshit family that someone should kill off, but we’re not as good at the fight against evil as we were during the Witch Hunts in Salam 250 years ago…we’ve gone soft as a people…and not just because we’re over exposed to porn, making this bikini pic, that 1.5 million people already “Liked” on instagram…making me obsolete….but because we don’t kill off garbage…like we probably should..

THat said, here is what’s influencing your kids..or in my case 18 year old girls I try to date because 18 year old girls are freaks.

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2015

16

Jul

Kendall Jenner and Kendall Jenner and The Other Jenner fuck for Fashion of the Day

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Fuck all these Jenner’s all up in the news…

Whether it is daddy turned mommy Jenner offending the homophobes for being a woman…because he’s too pussy to just be a faggot…since hes’ not a faggot…but rather a lesbian who likes being pretty..getting sports awards because he’s an athlete…who loves being the center of attention because like his whole family, he’s shameless as fuck whether he wants to be a girl or a guy…or mocking femininity…weird…

Or daughter Jenners grinding up on each other like they were the Barbie Twins, or whoever those Penthouse twins were in the 90s who would grind up on each other….

Only now for Fashion, because fashion brands are the new porn…and the Jenners and other social media self promoting hookers are the new porn stars…

It is all garbage, but if you want to see sisters that have way too much hype around them, grind on each other for attention…

It’s annoying but the world is annoying..

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2015

09

Jul

Kendall Jenner and Friends in the Calvin Klein Campaign Video of the Day

Kendall Jenner, Joan Smalls, Isabeli Fontana + Edita Vilkeviciute are in the new throwback thursday campaign for Calvin Klein that we posted yesterday, and by we, I mean me…I wouldn’t ever drag another motherfucker into the hell I call blogging…

Well, there’s a video…that will remind you of the 90s, because that’s what they want, it made Calvin Klein a lot of fucking money now that a New Generation are wearing his name above their beat up, over-sexed young, lazy, hooker cunts…

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2015

08

Jul

Kendall Jenner a Other Tricks for Calvin Klein of the Day

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So Kendall Jenner and Joan Smalls, Edita and Isabeli Fontana are part of the new Calvin Klein campaign, that is hardly exciting, I mean it’s just girls in lingerie, who we have all seen in lingerie before, not making them being in lingerie any less important, but definitely, because I’ll always look at a girl in lingerie, even when the lingerie is hardly lingerie, but rather just bra and panties….but still fucking boring…

It’s Calvin Klein, back into the mix, re-living the past, capitalizing on the 90s trends coming back, not just by buying a 25 million dollar Hollywood house last week, but also by pretty much just putting out the same shoot he did two decades ago, because I guess things are cyclical, you just need to wait that fucker out…I wonder if that applies to blogs that never were…fingers crossed….

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2015

06

Jul

Kendall Jenner’s Coffee Shot of the Day

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Kendall Jenner stole the obvious joke when posting this picture of her in a see through shirt, covering her hooker kardashian nipple, that isn’t really her fault for doing, she can’t really help the brain washing her mother raised her with, it’s not like she’s allowed to socialize with normal people, or can related to normal people, living her secluded, surrounded by her shitty family existence…something that will probably end badly in the next 20 years…but in the mean time, involve her posting pis of her coffee cup..in the most slutty and subtle of ways….

She’s a Kardashian, this isn’t porn, so I guess selling Kim out for the sex tape has allowed the rest of the family to not need to whore themselves unless they really want to, like a single mother stripping to save college money for their kid, that she ends up spending on meth, so the kid can go onto do the same thing her whore mother did…

And so the cycle continues…

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2015

02

Jul

Kendall Jenner Harness of the Day

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Gay dudes have been wearing fetish gear as club gear since gay dudes started going to clubs for sex.

I guess that’s trickled down into the mainstream…the hetero/ semi-hetero mainstream since nothing is hetero anymore…Everyone’s a faggot…

Well, fetish gear has reached the point of teeny boppers….

These girls are now hitting up the sex shop for leather straps and accessories designed to get fucked in…which woould make sense since everyone has grown up on hardcore porn and are sexually weird…

Not to mention it looks kind of futuristic, and I guess girls started wearing sports bras to the gym, or underwear as outerwear in the 80s thanks to Madonna, to boy short underwear as pants with ass cheecks hainging out and crop tops…to g-strings around hips in the 90s low-rise jean movement…meanign this Kendall Jenner strapped ass is not weird enough..

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