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2015

26

Mar

Kendall Jenner’s Calvin Klein Campaign of the Day

Kendall Jenner will star in the new campaign for  #mycalvins Denim Series for Calvin Klein.

Kendall Jenner will star in the new campaign for  #mycalvins Denim Series for Calvin Klein.

Kendall Jenner will star in the new campaign for  #mycalvins Denim Series for Calvin Klein.

I have seen Kendall Jenner in person, she’s not all the impressive, but at least she’s tall and skinny, so that counts for something, especially when she has big dreams of being a model, and thanks to her sister’s porn and her mother’s whoring, she’s got a big enough following for brands to say “we’ll use her to get her audience”….

So I don’t really follow anything she does, or is into…but at the same time, I am all about young girls whoring themselves because their mother whored them out…and made them think this was their dream…to get the family more fame and money, every angle she could…from sex tapes to Calvin campaigns…they’ve got all bases covered…the modern day Partridge Family…

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2015

23

Mar

Kendall Jenner and Bieber in Vogue of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is a model now that her mother has positioned her properly…so it would only make sense that she would do Vogue the first time she gets the chance, even if it is actual a feature on Biber, because he’s still stupidly famous, because she probably whined at him about it long enough..because they are “friends”….

The fact that I know this…as a grown man…depresses me, but what doesn’t depress me is staring at Kendall, who isn’t all that hot in person, but who is skinny as fuck, because she’s trying to be a model, you know, apply her vapidness to something that has more respect than being cast on your porn sister’s reality show…because she is in a bikini…

I think we can all agree that Vogue is officially on the level of People Magazine, in trying to be relevant, doing tabloid shit, instead of being on the cusp of fashion, they’re trailing behind and can’t keep up to the internet…but I guess they still have a strong brand name…and that’s what matters…not the fact that this looks like a shitty mall brand newspaper insert ad…

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2015

25

Feb

Kendall Jenner Celebrates 2 Million Fans with Tits of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is officially famous…she’s reached 2,000,000 fans on instagram and she posted a cleavage pic to celebrate it…I am surprised this self involved twat didn’t do an acceptance speech like instagram followers were an Academy award, because thanks to her sister fucking dudes for money in video and Ryan Seacrest…she’s been on a TV show, an “It-Girl”….and now can command even more money for her self produced modeling…that isn’t real modeling but rather instagram model…thanks to the world putting so much weight on this…

The whole thing is dumb, but to remind you just how dumb, Kylie Jenner posted this pic in her underwear to celebrate her 2.7 Million dollar house that she got to buy…

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She also wore a see through dress…

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Together Kendall and Kylie Jenner did this fake art / fashion film for Pacsun …because they are talent and can do anything they are paid enough to do..

So much garbage I’d stick my dick in all at the same time…

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2015

18

Feb

Kendall Jenner Fashion Model of the Day

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She’s tall, she’s skinny, her dad is getting a Sex Change, her half sister of some other ethnicity is a pornstar that carried the family to the mainstream, her other half sister is OJ Simspon’s daughter, her mom was an aspiring, moved to LA to party with rich men and get impregnated by them so that she could live the Beverly Hills life, rather than the dumpy aspiring model life, finally living out her dream with her amy of what is it, 6 kids that destroyed a vagina that was probably already ravaged, you know thanks to the 80s in LA, being the whore at the party, which is how she got into the party, there to service the rich men who only get off being the weirdest of sexual deviants….

Which is just the level of fucked up you need to buy your way into the fashion model life…I mean that level of trashy glamor, coupled with….a shit ton of instagram followers brands know she’ll promote them to the younger audience with…

Either way, here’s some highlights that aren’t even exciting at fashion week…she may be the best thing about the Kardashian movement, which isn’t saying much considering they are the fucking worst, and one cute girl can’t redeem that…

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2015

12

Feb

Kendall Jenner in a Bikini for Allure of the Day

Kendall Jenner is in a bikini for Allure. It may not be as hype as her topless with prosthetic tits for Love magazine, but she still a bit of a babe, much prettier than her dad turned mom, turned car accident that ends with death, tranny…and less offensive to look at that her half sisters who were also whored out by the mom they share…but at least this one is whoring out in a way that makes me want to see her vagina….unlike her sister, who launched her career by showing her vagina, get railed by a black dick that she could have probably fit 4 more inside of her gaping mound, before being given a TV show…you know still a little mystery, even though this one was raised as a TV character and probably so delusional, believing all her publicity, and possibly the worst fucking person in the fucking world…but at least she’s skinny and half naked for a fashion magazine…right?


Here is an instagram she posted…that is probably unrelated to this..but still whoring…and we like that…

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2015

07

Feb

Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevingne Erotica for Love Magazine of the DAy

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I felt like I kept Kim Kardashian on the top of the site long enough, so why not throw up the new generation Kardashian, the younger, skinnier, richer, brattier one who is just as self involved, narcissistic, ridiculous and hungry for attention, doing some low level erotica with lesbian it girl, thanks to having all the right friends, and it isn’t really hot, or interesting, or fun…but I guess…it’s still worth looking at and possibly question why you would care or why you would jerk off to this, as you’re supposed to to fashion shoots, but I wouldn’t invest that much energy into it…just look at it and move along…neither of these twats are that great…

Here’s the shitty scissioring…

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2015

02

Feb

Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevingne Implied Lesbianism of the Day

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Cara Delevingne knows exactly what she’s doing, and I guess so do the Kardashians, and most importantly, so does Love Magazine, who was there to attach their name to this using of each other for the sake of being media whores and publicity seeking “it” girls, their stupid over paid lives rely on it…

So Love had a cover of Kendall and Cara Delevingne grinding….something they already did a few months ago…

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And last week…they did it with Kim and Cara….even though Kim prefers CHICKEN AND WAFFLES CUZ SHE’S A BASIC RATCHET

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It’s just one big circle jerk of “Look at me, Look at me”…self involved and celebrated by the world…strength in numbers….let’s do this together because it is good for a career…bullshit…so here are some pics of some Kendall Booty…because why the fuck not…she’s the future of the Kardashians, and at least she’s not fat and disgusting…

I think what really matters in all this is the Kanye Superbowl Selfie in the VIP area with some fans…

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2015

29

Jan

Kendall Jenner in a Bikini of the Day

Kendall Jenner was hired by a bikini company to be their spokesperson, because bikini companies are into vapid little fame whores, raised by fame whores, used by those fame whores to expand their fame whore network, because the fame whore who shat her out of her gold digging fame whore pussy…probably for the sake of just making more money for the family…all because the bikini company wants eyeballs to look at their bikini company…and are willing to spend a lot of money doing that…

I mean they could have hired someone who could be of inspiration to young bikini shoppers everywhere, you know a positive image, instead they just invested in the fame whore business model…instead of something of value….perpetuating this nonsense lie…

Either way…pics.

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2015

27

Jan

Kendall Jenner See Through Fashion Show of the Day

Kendall Jenner did a runway had a see through shirt….because Kendall Jenner is a real model…and this is part of the plight of the model…even when they have trust funds and have no real need to be a model…other than to make their whore mother money by third-party whoring them out…thanks to making them in her whore womb…

It’s like this girl can do anything, she could inspire the youth, volunteer with the poor, yet instead she does campaigns for brands that overpay her thanks to her social media following…while complaining about boys and her range rover…that all these little followers look up to…the future is bleak…we are doomed…

But at least she’s showing nipple…kind of…because nipple is the future…or the now…and bush is the future…but nipple still has its time to shine…before bush takes the fuck over….

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2015

22

Jan

Kendall Jenner for Estee Lauder of the Day

In the event you are looking for an update on Kendall Jenner and her farce of a modelling career….here it is…

She’s been getting work with major brand Estee Lauder, for what you can assume was a lot of money, because Estee Lauder clearly wants to target young girls, and Kendall has a huge young girl following, thanks to being on TV, friends with all the it-girls, and I guess an it-girl herself….

She’s got bangs, which is really exciting for anyone who has a bang fetish, when I assume anyone reading this site only has a bang fetish when it comes to banging, because your loser ass will fuck anything you can.

She’s also booked Vogue, because Vogue is a print magazine, print magazines are suffering, and use anyone who gets talked about, so that they get talked about is the best marketing strategy…reminding us that everyone are bottom feeding whores, sometimes it just takes a bottom feeding whore to realize that…

Here are the pics…

Here she is for VOGUE – Because she’s a Real Model…

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2015

19

Jan

Kendall Jenner’s Booty of the Day

Kendall Jenner posted this butt shot of her claiming to be wearing a pair of Khloe Kardashian’s pyjamas, that we can safely assume are not actually Khloe Kardashians pyjamas, just part of the storyline some asshole who writes their show came up with…you know to get the interaction between all their accounts as some real time, after-the-show..bullshit that is just bullshit…

However if they are Khloe Kardashian’s pyjamas, and not just a marketing plug for the pyjama company, or a lame attempt to do an ass pic…I hope they were never worn, because these girls get everything for free, sharing clothes doesn’t happen,…but if it does…I hope there is no older, used up cuz she’s the ugly one, after birth shit staines rubbing up on this younger one…even though she’s probably just as dirty, kids these days..

All this to say…that ass…

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2015

16

Jan

Kendall Jenner is a Columinst for the Wall Street Journal of the Day

When the Wall Street Journal hires Kendall Jenner as a correspondent, you know that the nail is finally in the coffin of media, and that we’ve all gone down the clickback, instagram celebrity, road of what is relevant…

The media has always been dictated by the advertisers, but when you have to hire a bootleg Kardashian, raised by the vapid whore family…as the voice of a generation…even though kids her generation hate her and what she represents…it’s almost as bad as putting her fat sister on the cover of Vogue, instead of some import car magazine she belongs on…

This is what Kendall and her hired Ghost writer had to say:


“I feel like I grew up too fast a long time ago. Having older siblings, you grow up around adults, so you mature more quickly. I saw my sisters and parents working every day, so I was pretty much brought up to be a workaholic. But I just turned 19 a couple weeks ago, and I’m scared to be 20—it’s the first step out of being a teenager.”

Here are her being the social influencer that WSJ wants as part of their team to get some level of relevance…..Instead of breaking important fucking stories..

Garbage..

Here are some old pics of her because why the fuck not…

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2014

31

Dec

Kendall Jenner’s Bikini in Dubai for New Years of the Day

It’s New Years Eve…why the fuck are you on the internet…looking at bullshit to either distract you from your shitty life…instead of living your shitty life or trying to make your shitty life better…it’s like just filler noise you pollute your brain with before you die…looking at girls like Kendall Jenner…who represents the legacy or at least the future of a family that represents all evil or the WORST OF 2014…a pawn in the master plan of the devil mother, to have birthed two – three generations of profitable pussy…that she is more than happy to exploit…because it’s allowing her to live her dream through every single one of them…

The Kardashians are all that is wrong in the world, this is their future leader, ringing in 2015….like a little slut that she is…all cocky, confident and we can collectively hope that their tabloid fodder, celebrity family, falls the fuck off this year…because they’ve been “relevant” whole being irrelevant far too fucking long…

But at least she looks as good as this…like all hot bodies…they become tolerable…

Happy New Year….

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2014

29

Dec

Kendall Jenner Baby Cameltoe of the Day

New trend…pose your cameltoe next to a baby…not that this is an actual cameltoe, but with a little pulling on the front of her pajama pants, totally could be, because she’s a Kardashian or whatever the fuck the Kris Jenner’s maiden name is, and genetically, built so that their vaginas eat anything their vaginas face that offer any level of opportunity or money….be it black cock, rich cock, athlete cock…or in this case Pajama pants…

Nothing this 19 year old “it” girl, thanks to the world being a horribly place, and the media sucking, is wholesome “look at me on christmas fodder”…it is all designed to monetize…making her the fucking worst…and giving us all hope for a family trip that ends in Natural Disaster, or Air Asia level missing plane, because it’s always the people who need to die, who don’t die.

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2014

26

Dec

Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevingne Christmas Video of the Day

Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevingne are attention seekers. They position themselves to be as relevant as possible by associating themselves with the right people, or working with the right people or even by doing any and all stunts they can for the media to talk about them….which is probably why they are together in this Christamas video for THE LOVE MAGAZINE ADVENT CALENDAR ….that is actually Christmas themed…but that lacks sex appeal…unless of course having your headlights on these idiots is porn to you..knowing you could run them over and end them….something that probably should have happened in this video…but that didnt’…fascinating…

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