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2014

16

Apr

Kendall Jenner’s Ass at Coachella of the Day

As fun as Coachella seems if you are into horrible crowded places filled with horrible people…who think they are connecting with something organic and amazing, even revolutionary, all corporate sponsored, because they have their heads shoved so far up their asses, asses that they don’t mind showing the world, because cut off jean shorts are still the Coachella style, reminiscent of the hippies they are channelling, but designer and 300 dollars a pair, to make it ok…and here’s Kendall Jenner crying for attention, playing around like she’s not paralyzed by her rich and famousness, because she’s amongst like-minded people….pretty awful, but I dig ass cheeks even when on 16 year old girls at Starbucks…I mean especially on 16 year old girls at Starbucks…because it’s not illegal to stare at their exhibitionism…

Anyway, week two Coachella is happening, because they don’t make enough money week one, it’s like they found their scam now milk it…

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2014

11

Apr

Kendall Jenner Cameltoe of the Day

I think it’s funny that people care that Kendall Jenner’s fat vagina is eating her leggings, she’s from Kris’ vagina, and thus trained to both eat everything and have a vagina that pretty much eats everything, and these workout leggings, are probably some of the more wholesome things that have been jacked up inside her while practicing for a sex tape of her own…and that’s why I am posting this, I like to encourage these girls…to keep up the good work!

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2014

02

Apr

Kendall Jenner Attention Seeking in a Bikini and it Works of the Day

Here’s a pic of Kendall Jenner…claiming to be just her and her coconut, shot by her hired photographer, after she had her hair and make-up done, on the family vacation to Thailand…that is actually just marketing campaign for their bullshit existence that middle american retards love to watch in their trailers…and since they are the masses, these idiots exist. Thanks for that white trash…thanks for making poor decisions that affect pop culture, when your real poor decision should be your shitty, low level, half retarded, poverty life.

But I don’t turn down the chance to stare at a girl in a bikini…especially not an 18 year old.

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2014

31

Mar

Jenner Sisters in their Bikinis Working Hard of the Day

The Jenner sisters, like all 18 year olds, were in Thailand in bikinis having candid bikini photoshoots taken of them by professional photographers in what is probably a campaign for their own bikini line, because that’s what homeschooling and a mom who exploits you is all about…perks, luxury and half nakedness for attention like you were your older less hairy half sister…

I don’t care about rick kids of instagram or their bratty lives…I don’t care to document that upper crust, yet so fucking trashy shit, but when bikinis are involve, I’m into it.

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2014

19

Mar

Kendall Jenner Brings the Instagram Comment of the Day

This new feature I call “Instagram comment of the day”, which is the instagram comment of the day, I don’t need flashy clickbait titles, it gets in the way of me staying irrelevant…

Either way, it was curated by the most famous guy I know ROB HEPPLER , who some of you may know as the guy who invented street wear on the internet, but who I know as a man who went to jail for attempted murder in the 90s, when murder was cool, before all this hug your gay neighbor cyber bully shit, made it socially unacceptable….

Now that all the prison rape has worn off, he’s turned into Forrest Gump…the man who is everywhere…with everyone.

This is the instagram comment of the day in response to Kendall Jenner’s “All White everything”….from a person named UNUSUALDANI…that reads: All white everything except for the dick that made your family famous …for obvious reasons.

That concludes the Instagram comment of the day.

If that wasn’t enough for you…here’s Rob giving a tour of the best secret bathrooms in LA…you’ll see why his lesbian good looks get him into so many exclusive places…

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2014

17

Mar

Kendall Jenner and Other Girls Paid To Instagram Underwear of the Day

Kendall Jenner is in underwear, either part of an underwear campaign her mom sold her to, or as part of an attempt to get an underwear campaign, or even as a product placement she was paid to instagram that doesn’t matter but that is clearly corporate sponsored and sold like every aspect of these Truman Show motherfuckers…

I don’t care that they played shit right, that they are huge earners, or even that they are smart, or lovely people…I care that what the represent is evil…even this cute hairy one…who isn’t even a Kardashian but who has been tainted by the same morals and values of a Kardashian…without the one good thing about a Kardashian….the sex tape…

Update – It’s a Calvin Klein underwear campaign using people with a lot of instagram followers like some fashion bloggers some models, and Kendall Jenner…here are all the pics…Product placement on instagram – is nothing sacred.

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2014

14

Feb

Kendall Jenner Nipples on the Runway of the DAy

Apparently this is Kendall Jenner playing model because her family is rich and she can be anything she wants to be – her mom just pays them…and because Marc Jacobs loves the celebrity endorsement to draw attention to his collection and fashion show…

And with being a model…she’s showing her nipples…because that’s what models fucking do…and those who don’t just don’t get the industry, the job ahead of them, or the point of their whole existence…

Tits are just tits, but some tits are more fun to see…like these…because they are 18 and don’t need to be exposed…yet they are…like Valentine’s Day Magic…

Here is her Hairy Face…

Here is her Hairy Chest….

She is a Kardashian by association / Troll / Sent from hell to eat our souls…after all…

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2014

10

Jan

Kendall Jenner is Starting to Look Like Too Much of a Kardashian of the Day

Kendall Jenner may not have the Kardashian Gene that makes her ethnic, or weird…and she may be a white supremacists’ answer to jerking off to Kim Kardashian without all the guilt of her Armenian blood genetics on his conscious…and she may be what you get when you take Kim Kardashian and turn her caucasian with Athlete blood…but she’s still from the same home, and nature vs nurture doesn’t matter, cuz as far as the Kardashian’s go…the evil that is their vaginas comes from their mom’s side…and the vapid entitled cunt behavior does too…

But at least she’s skinny.

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2013

20

Nov

Some More of the Kendall Jenner Nips of the Day

So it took Kendall Jenner 16 days from turning 18 to wear or at least publish a picture of her nipples in a see through shirt…and it was good strategy because she’s been whored since she was 12…and really showing her nipples in a see through shirt…playing it off as fashion or art or photography, like Kim played off the sex tape as being an accident…is a good way to not look like a attention craving tool in the toolbox that is the Kardashian empire…holding on and staying relevant by shoving their nonsense down our throats..I mean 18 year old nipples aren’t that much of a scandal now that girls fuck at 9…either way, I liked the ass shot..

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2013

19

Nov

Kendall Jenner’s Nipple for Instagram to Make her Family Proud of the Day

Here it is…Kendall Jenner has posted her nipples in a mesh shirt…because she’s 18 and it’s the time to milk it as hard as you can because nipples are a big deal to America…and good for the family business plan…and I anxiously await the porn…it’s kinda family tradition.

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2013

12

Nov

Kendall Jenner’s #RichKidsofInstagram Pic of the Day

Kendall Jenner is a rich kid….she’s got an instagram…so it’s only natural she’d post her ass in a rich kid of instagram style picture I mean she may or may not be the one producing the Rich Kids of Instagram reality show in the works..because she is the queen rich kid of Instagram…not the richest…but up there with the loudest and most obnoxious…it’s not her fault…it’s a family thing…and I’d totally K-Fed her if they were looking to throw a wrench in the storyline of their shit show…

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2013

04

Nov

Kendall Jenner is 18..of the Day

Just what Kendall Jenner needs…more positive affirmations from her family to help feed her ego and help make her believe that she’s a fucking angel sent from heaven who is hotter and more important and more relevant than she actually is…because that’s how things work for vapid cunts and their shitty self involved families that pretend they actual love each other when they only love themselves…

I prefer my rich kids to have less love and more darkness in their souls…you know ignored on their birthday, or sent a cake via the maid because the family is busy doing their own thing, even when they are the least offensive, hottest body Kardashian…still a Kardashian…but tolerable to look at in pictures…

She’s 18, I think it’s ok for you to masturbate to pics of her at 17, because nothing really changes at 18, other than her ability to do porn legally…

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2013

16

Oct

Kendall Jenner’s Weird Naked Pic of the Day

Kendall Jenner is naked…at least naked enough on instagram…which is a perfect way to use instagram….especially if you’re underage…turn publicly traded companies into criminal activity…

It also reminds us all that there’s another Kim amongst us, trying to make magic with her body, because that’s what her momma taught her…and at 17 and not fat and disgusting, she’s ready to fucking bring it…the way she knows to bring it…

I am into what this is going to become…

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2013

03

Oct

Kendall Jenner for Agua Bendita of the Day

She’s finally made it…

Kendall Jenner, aspiring Victoria’s Secret model, with a broken down Kardashian Face, who is not hot at all, and only has a good 17 year old body to carry her through this Victoria’s Secret model dream, has been booked to model swimwear for some company that I assume is owned by Victoria’s Secret, because they lend them their models all the time, and that would only happen, if they had a big piece of the pie…and not the pie Kendall never got at the dinner table because the big Kardashian ate all of it…

So I guess this is step one of mom’s whoring….and I guess Agua Bendita’s first step in child pornography….because when my neighbor gets 17 year olds half naked…the police aren’t huge fans….

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2013

16

Sep

Kendall Jenner Bikini Models of the Day

Turns out that Kendall Jenner isn’t quite built like a Kardashian, she’s longer and leaner, and more athletic at 17…but ultimately, she’s 17 and most girls are tighter at 17, but more importantly, she’s still a fucking Kardashian, and would be celebrated the day their house burnt down and no one escaped alive, just because of the association she has to the family, and her ability to spread on the DNA of their whore, fame obsessed mother…

She has this idea that she’s going to be a bikini model, or a Victoria’s Secret model, and she’s out there hustling hard, working for shitty low level companies, but her face, reminds me of the ugly Kardashian, meaning this shit is just spoiled brat dreams, like when a rich kid with a guitar’s dad record an album for him…only the half naked, she’s 17, you won’t mind staring, while her mom won’t mind any fucking buzz she gets version.

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