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2016

28

Apr

Kendall Jenner Bikini Model of the Day

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I hate everything Kardashian but I guess we all perpetuate their existence by talking about them…but more importantly, brands keep throwing money at them because they actually push sales, like their trashiest, richest AVON lady knocking at your door via social media…because I guess girls want to be them…

It’s safe to say that Kendall is the hottest one in the litter of these demons…but she’s still overrated and not deserving of any “model” career, but brands are confused and like making sales and executives are lazy and lack innovation..throw money where other people throw money…throw money at something that works…motherfucker is too busy fucking his secretary to bother using his fucking brain…

Here are some bikini pics…because bikini modeling is easy – every bitch on INSTAGRAM will prove that to you…make belief becomes real when you’re rich as fuck and connected.

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2016

29

Mar

Kendall Jenner and her Groupie Park in Handicapped Spots of the Day

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I am not the kind of person who really cares about policing handicapped parking, but I still never park in handicapped parking, even though it’s convenient as fuck. I am the kind of guy who tries to convince anyone I know with an injury to get a Handicapped parking sign that we can color photocopy and put in all our cars so we will get the VIP parking people who can’t walk due to disease or injury, but more importantly Kendall Jenner and her groupie deserve….

You see, when you’re a self involved spoiled cunt, who thinks she’s too busy in life to waste driving around in circles looking for parking, especially when you’ve hired the paparazzi to come shoot you walk into Yoga because you’re doing a campaign for a fitness brand, and part of the millions, include an instagram pic and being seen by the paparazzi in it…

She could argue that she’s so famous that if she was walking a block or two, or paying the meter, she’d be ransacked…and give her a break, her mother is her pimp and her dad turned himself into her mom…she’s not from a well rounded place.

I would argue, that despite all that is working against her in her life of luxury, she’s a fucking cunt, overrated, not a model, and just a product pushing puppet on some AVON lady level being used by brands to increase sales…and not being used by brands because they think she has anything to offer…

The reality is, she’s the kind of girl who is so into herself, absorbed in her entitlement that she’d probably fight an actual handicapped person to get the spot…

Garbage, and she’s not even hot…and either is her groupie…the Baldwin shadow who follows her everywhere….

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2016

28

Mar

Kendall Jenner and Friends Have Asses in Bikinis of the Day

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Kendall Jenner and her gang of vapid spoiled brat rich kid cunts don’t need an excuse to walk outside of one of their 10 million dollar mansions to sit by the pool in bikinis, only to take group butt shots, because that is all they know…

They don’t need a long weekend to just decompress, but the funny thing is that they probably think that they do, since they WORK so damn hard on their selfies and staying skinny so that brands will still hire them as their AVON ladies to push products to their fans…fans I don’t understand why they exist…but figure it’s because I’m so disconnected from what the kids think matter…which is selfies and angles and followers…that I can’t relate..

But I can stare at young, rich, vapid brat ass in bikinis…it’s pretty fucking easy, like their lives, until they start realizing how empty they are and how their parents don’t exist leading to drugs once the fans move on – and they always move on..eventually..this can’t last forever, it’s amazing it’s even lasted this long.

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2016

25

Mar

Kendall Jenner Rubbing Her Vag on a Horse of the Day

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Let’s hope this form of Beastiality ends with some terrible vaginal disease that leaves her bed ridden for the rest of her life…

I can’t imagine grinding your vagina in panties up against a horse is healthy for you pussy hole, and I can imagine your pussy hole being a great entry point for some sort of plague that people who fucking rub up on animals to get off deserve…and when it is a Kardashian we can only hope…but they seem to be immune to inter-species breeding, and belong in an actual zoo rather than a very expensive house in Calabasas…

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2016

22

Mar

Kendall Jenner is Not a Self Involved Cunt of the Day

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I guess seeing Kendall Jenner staring at herself would make you think “damn, this girl is a self involved cunt”…well that’s just obvious, when you’re in a family of self involved cunts, you need to be a self involved cunt, because otherwise you starve…despite your hired help feeding you, but you know what I mean, and that’s if your own parents only like you because you are an extension of themselves and can’t bother with you because they are too into themselves, you gotta do you…or some shit.

So I just see it more as a shameless plug to a brand she has obligations to because they paid her, and she’s attempting to be more creative than just posting the catalog pic, because Kendall Jenner is not just art people, but also an artist, or that’s what she’s like to believe because no one likes the reality that they are just a puppet, modern version of an Avon lady, peddling product to about 2 million half retards worldwide, in a country with 350 million people…

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She’s garbage…but that goes without saying..

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2016

21

Mar

Kendall Jenner’s Puffy Nipple of the Day

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Kendall Jenner rocked the puffy nipples she got from her daddy Bruce Jenner…while she left her family’s most important sponsor – the “dermatologist”…because the family, not just BRUCE and his tits, have had so much plastic surgery….In fact, Bruce Jenner, the one who changed his gender, has less work done than any of the others…which is just absurd…

I guess the good thing with Kendall is that she’s had strategic fillers, which is code for dud

And she got it all for free, she just had to walk out of the facility for the paparazzi to get a pic of her next to the sign, and what better way to do that than divert your surgery, pretend it’s for acne, with some puffy nipples the blogs will write about..

It’s so fucking twisted, but these plastic cunts who cry feminism, are just frankenstein in the lab monsters fucking up body ideals of the youth with bodies you can only get with a lot of money, not that you should want their bodies, and bodies that aren’t celebrating their natural state…

We live in a world that shames naturally skinny models for making 2 percent of girls stop eating and dying, while motivating the other 98 percent of girls to try to be fit….and replace them with science experiments…it’s fucked.

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2016

07

Mar

Kendall Jenner Punches a Paparazzi of the Day

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I saw that Kendall Jenner was trending on the internet for having Blonde Hair the other day, which led me to tweeting “I can’t believe we live in a world where Kendall Jenner’s Blonde Hair is a News Story”…

Seriously.

I don’t care when anyone in my immediate life, which is a pug and a fat wife, get their hair done…why the fuck would Kendall Jenner’s hair be anything worth even talking about. What makes this “Truman Show” puppet someone people talk about, and why the fuck do anyone care that she’s changed her fucking tween brat hair…it’s terrifying.

The only time I’d want to see her trending is if she murder /suicided her entire family when she realizes that she was t

I mean it is a family that put one of the girls into porn to get ahead, to have the opportunity to whore every last one of them, in what would be considered abusive parenting, but I guess not abusive enough for the young one to lose her fucking mind and kill them all off..

Instead, she just punches the paparazzi to demonstrate what being a coddled, egotistical, narcissist who is totally unappreciative of the job or life she has, because it just happened for her…but maybe that internal rage should be internalized until she fucking explodes.

Would be more interesting if she was the martyr who offed the whole fucking family…

I like that GIGI is in on this, she’s probably saying “do you know who I am, do you know who my dad is”…to which 90 percent of the world said “no”…

Rich kids, who aren’t even that cute…must die.

Where’s the video?

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2016

04

Mar

Kendall and Gigi in their Underwear of the Day

God these girls are annoying…trashy, attention seeking reality stars, who think they are working, when they are really just

The highlight of this video is not Gigi and Kendall in their underwear, where GIGI talks about her tit size during her period, or Kendall Stuffing her tit with chicken cutlets, but rather when Kendall Calls her Dad – Dad….

Topless Kendall massaging Gay man sounding fat chick Kim Kardashian….or all these idiots fawning over themselves in a “you’re so great”…no “you’re so great”…nonsense..

The sick thing in all this is that these people think what they are doing is actually of importance…stupid vapid, spoiled, coddled, overrated, overexposed, lazy fucking no morals, all that is wrong with vain America, the reason for Reality Stars running for president, a bunch of fucking retard Bra Stuffers…

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2016

03

Mar

Kendall Jenner’s Nipples on the Runway of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is walking runway fashion shows now and I sure as fuck hope she’s doing it for free because she needs the credibility as a model and the brand figures since they family and whores and push product – it will be good for sales and social media presence…

I hope the brand didn’t seek her and GIGI out as models, because they are the biggest thing in fashion, you know because they can afford the products and are the target market for the products, so wearing the products is organic..rather than hiring some Russian model who can’t afford a Toyota Camry…you know these are girls with funds…let’s use them as the leaders of the people who can afford our shit…

I guess the only good thing about Kendall is that she’s showing her nipples, but also that she’s not fat, because really, modeling requires zero fucking skill and if she was plus sized doing this and pulling it off, I’d be mad, where as now I just think it’s funny how lazy people are – and how they buy into hype…but they always have so whatever…

here are her nipples..

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2016

17

Feb

Kendall Jenner VS Twinks of the Day

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I don’t get in arguments with people when they say that Kendall Jenner is hot. Sure she looks a bit too much like her dad and has a lot too much of her mom’s ability to be prostituted in any way she needs to be to get what she wants despite being rich as fuck, in efforts to get richer as fuck, because when you’re a vapid cunt, with no soul or substance – money is all that fucking matters, it is what gives you credibility, respect, adorning fans, and thus a following you can convert into more money with ad deals and spokemodeling shit, despite being a virtual no one…because you’re rich and all it takes in America to be someone is to be rich – Just ask Trump (the obnoxious real estate agent, not the politician).

That said, at least she’s no doing gutter fucking booty campaigns like her pig sisters, and she’s actually taken her inherent athleticism and coupled it with her inherent fame whoring and took on high fashion…as a model, despite not being model quality..pretty much shitting on the luxury market with her name and that in and of itself is pretty funny…

But I guess what it comes down to is why not Kendall, sure she looks like an untrained, despite being trained amateur doing her awkward poses she’s been practicing in front of the mirror – since modeling is all she ever wanted to do…and why would she do anymore than that, when the family is such superficial – garbage – business hustling trash…it’s not like some Eastern European pulled out of a dumpster looking for her dinner is any more capable – just hungrier….all it really depends on is who’s out there promoting and selling you and in her case…it’s the whole fucking world…she’s top of the list…and here she is for Calvin Klein taking on some twinks like she was her dad at the gay bathouse…bareback.

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2016

11

Feb

Kendall Jenner Can Do It thanks to Kim K’s Tits of the Day

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Kendall Jenner was dressed like the lesbian in the wartime “We Can Do It” campaign – featuring Geraldine Doyle – who only worked in a factory for a few weeks…because she could do it, but was more into quitting doing it to marry a dentist and have 6 kids….

The “We Can Do It” poster was designed to encourage laborers to not strike, but in the roaring 80s…it was brought back as a Feminist image for equal rights for women in the workplace….

In 2015…they have taken that imagery of “woman power”, even if it wasn’t intended as a Women’s Power campaign in the 40s when it happened, and pretty much shit on the memory and purpose of the 75 year old image, by having some vapid rich kid who has never worked a day in her life because her sister got fucked by a black dude on camera and her rich family was able to leverage that into a trainwreck with great ratings…who has only taught the young women of tomorrow that being a vapid cunt is fun, especially when you go to the cool parties and drive a Range Rover or G Wagon or Rolls Royce….and that all you have to do is pander to men using your sexuality or even fuck them on camera and the good life filled with NOT ACTUALLY working can be yours….people will just pay you to live because “we can do it”….

The plight of the feminsits of the 60s had this vision in mind when they fought their fight….they said – fuck equal pay, let’s make sluts famous for acting slutty and having no soul, no substance or values…

The whore thing is offensive..SCAB,.

Instead of doing a separate post on the source of all this evil, or at least the first of the daughters to take the hooker mother’s lead and tyrant rich bitch values, to create a clan of “real life soap opera basic america love”…shit…Kim Kardashian in a bra – with a hard nipple because she wants to be remembered…

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2016

08

Feb

Kendall’s Ass of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is double dipping in Love Magazine, maybe she’s like an Athlete who gets extra money from his Sponsors when he gets published in magazines or featured on TV shows, like he’s won some kind of award or some shit….because she’s giving Love Magazine, who I guess has some level of cool factor to a person like Kendall Jenner who has no concept of cool has…

These rich kids are so detached from reality…in their weird insular bullshit overrated lives filled with cheesy people who suck up to them and want to be famous like them….it’s weird..

Maybe the family is just on Love Magazine’s payroll, since they did some massively viral – possibly the “break the internet” fully nude Kim Kadashian photoshoot…that the public seems to forget they can see her at her prime naked getting fucked by a big black cock…because her getting naked – is hardly breaking anything except maybe the chair she is sitting on or anything her naked disgusting body touches…

Point being, she’s wearing her sponsor Calvin in the magazine, showing her non existent ass, because she’s uneventful, not that hot, but exists and people seem to like talking about her…despite being garbage…myself included…and I hate myself for that and more – stay tuned to find out…

Not too far behind Kendall is her friend and possible employee GIGI

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2016

04

Feb

Kendall Jenner’s in a Campaign of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is a pile of shit that dripped down Kris Kardashian’s leg and that for some reason that I call being on TV made the general public find her interesting…

She’s the equivalent of some weird pervert finding a used tampon in a dumpster and bringing it home with him to make love to and worship, you know saving it in the jar with the other used tampons he found, because he’s into used tampons…only on a mainstream scale….and I guess more human than a bloody tampon, even though she’s got less substance than a used tampon.

It blows my mind that all it takes is being some social media followed sister of a porn chick to book every single campaign ever…since brands want social media and using her as a model is like advertising in a magazine, it’s less about her, and more about getting published across her network of people who talk about her…

So she moves products, she gets people followers, she’s making a lot of fucking money because of it….and it really just required a good calculated stage mom…a team of 100 people, some of the best in the industry, a family of 20 all pushing for the same goal, and a TV show to make it happen.

All this to say, she’s not hot.

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2016

03

Feb

Kendall Jenner Sluts Up for Love Magazine of the Day

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I guess Kendall Jenner is in Love Magazine again. I figure they just did a photoshoot with all the girls from their Advent Calendar last fall, that they’ll release over the year in their magazine, because why bother coordinating with these people when you get them for a day to do the one cool thing the magazine does every year….

So get the social media whore to show up, milk the social media whore, feed into her rich kid ego, and hopefully she’ll plug you on social media so your company gets more followers and becomes higher profile..

That’s the only reason people are working with her, she’s not that hot, I can’t imagine she’s that good, because everything she does is shit, but peeople follow her bullshit…so latch the fuck onto it when you can like Love Magazine is doing….it’s good for business…some young spoiled rich kid…overrated slut is good for fucking business.

What a joke..

There were other garbage overrated fame whore trash that the media likes – and that I think should be taken out back and shot – in the form of Gigi Hadid never too far from Kendall, Selena Gomez never too far from dying of Lupus and Emily Rat-Cow never too far from doing any media to remind people she happened…cuz she’s done…

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2016

28

Jan

Kendall Jenner in her Underwear of the Day

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I wonder if Kendall Jenner will every discover that she’s just average looking and boring, talentless and half retarded thanks to growing up lazy with everything handed to her, making her unable to do or connect with the most basic of things in life…

Or if she’ll just continue to be sucked up to by brands, designers, agency people, agents, managers, other models and celebrities, who all want her to tag them on instagram to grow their own reach…

Will reality ever set in for her, or will she just remain as delusional as the rest of the family, whoring herself for a better tomorrow…for her cunt, self absorbed self, she can’t let this ever end…

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