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2015

24

Jul

Kendall Jenner for Estee Lauder of the Day

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Looks like a porn shoot to me…and I’ve been on porn shoots so I know…

Naked girl, in bed…for “fashion”…

Seems pretty suspicious to me you gang of fucking perverts doing your pervert things…

I guess when your existence is based on a hooker and a pornstar sister….

Getting naked in bed is considered benefiting from all the shit her mom and sister had to stick in their mouths…you know like when you meet a cab driver or blue collar laborer who slaved so that his kids could be doctors or lawyers, but the slut version…

I mean shes’ getting paid, so that makes it ok, that’s what I tell every girl taking money to get naked under and and all situations, whether it is for…and it’s subtle, I mean we can’t even see her labia…making it all ok….since the reality is, we’re all fucking whores..

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2015

23

Jul

Kendall Jenner in Bed of the Day

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These people are so fucking calculated…and suck me in every fucking time…

Because we are basic, this is basic marketing, it’s why we bought beer in the 80s…and cigarettes in the 60s…

Speak to our penises…and we’ll listen…

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2015

23

Jul

Kendall Jenner Posing with Puppets for Fendi of the Day

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I took an Art History class many fucking years ago, I don’t even remember it, but it was when I figured out that art is a fucking lie, as is talent except maybe for musical talent, and really every one is just lying to us….it’s all a fucking scam..

But I would like to interpret these photos as Kendall Jenner posing with puppets that reflect her nad her families existence as puppets to the media and America, where they do what they need to do to provide entertainment, but puppets don’t get paid for their appearances, and this shell of a human, who represents all evil and all that is wrong with the world…is just getting paid millions of dollars by a brand to peddle their product to her social media audience that is huge, because intagram models get the fashion jobs now, because fashion is about pushing product people don’t need, packaging it as trends, to sustain waste and constant production in sweatshops of bullshit that is overpriced garbage…

And it’s safe to say, I’d rather she followed her sister’s lead and did the sex tape. Because sex doll exploiting herself, is better than daughter being exploited by her money grubbing, greedy, sugar baby mom on a mission…

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2015

20

Jul

Kendall Jenner’s Waist to Hip Ratio of the Day

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I like to celebrate waist to hip ratios….

It is the scientific study of how attractive a girl is….and without the waist to hip ratio…we’re just left in the dark as to whether we are fucking with the right girl…I mean is she at her maximum waist to hip ratio that represents femininity…or am i just some kind of closet case homo with a girl who although her big tits and round ass…don’t have that waistline that defines her as a woman…

I don’t like to celebrate anything and everything Kardashian, which I want to make clear I am not doing, I just figure it would take way too much time for me to dig through the internet to find bikini pics, I mean it’s only ever 3 out of 3.5 Instagram pics being posted….but those girls are just sugar babies and aspiring models, and I’d rather showcase someone who is neither those things, but rather someone born into the most abrasive, self promoting, exposed bullshit family that someone should kill off, but we’re not as good at the fight against evil as we were during the Witch Hunts in Salam 250 years ago…we’ve gone soft as a people…and not just because we’re over exposed to porn, making this bikini pic, that 1.5 million people already “Liked” on instagram…making me obsolete….but because we don’t kill off garbage…like we probably should..

THat said, here is what’s influencing your kids..or in my case 18 year old girls I try to date because 18 year old girls are freaks.

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2015

16

Jul

Kendall Jenner and Kendall Jenner and The Other Jenner fuck for Fashion of the Day

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Fuck all these Jenner’s all up in the news…

Whether it is daddy turned mommy Jenner offending the homophobes for being a woman…because he’s too pussy to just be a faggot…since hes’ not a faggot…but rather a lesbian who likes being pretty..getting sports awards because he’s an athlete…who loves being the center of attention because like his whole family, he’s shameless as fuck whether he wants to be a girl or a guy…or mocking femininity…weird…

Or daughter Jenners grinding up on each other like they were the Barbie Twins, or whoever those Penthouse twins were in the 90s who would grind up on each other….

Only now for Fashion, because fashion brands are the new porn…and the Jenners and other social media self promoting hookers are the new porn stars…

It is all garbage, but if you want to see sisters that have way too much hype around them, grind on each other for attention…

It’s annoying but the world is annoying..

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2015

09

Jul

Kendall Jenner and Friends in the Calvin Klein Campaign Video of the Day

Kendall Jenner, Joan Smalls, Isabeli Fontana + Edita Vilkeviciute are in the new throwback thursday campaign for Calvin Klein that we posted yesterday, and by we, I mean me…I wouldn’t ever drag another motherfucker into the hell I call blogging…

Well, there’s a video…that will remind you of the 90s, because that’s what they want, it made Calvin Klein a lot of fucking money now that a New Generation are wearing his name above their beat up, over-sexed young, lazy, hooker cunts…

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2015

08

Jul

Kendall Jenner a Other Tricks for Calvin Klein of the Day

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So Kendall Jenner and Joan Smalls, Edita and Isabeli Fontana are part of the new Calvin Klein campaign, that is hardly exciting, I mean it’s just girls in lingerie, who we have all seen in lingerie before, not making them being in lingerie any less important, but definitely, because I’ll always look at a girl in lingerie, even when the lingerie is hardly lingerie, but rather just bra and panties….but still fucking boring…

It’s Calvin Klein, back into the mix, re-living the past, capitalizing on the 90s trends coming back, not just by buying a 25 million dollar Hollywood house last week, but also by pretty much just putting out the same shoot he did two decades ago, because I guess things are cyclical, you just need to wait that fucker out…I wonder if that applies to blogs that never were…fingers crossed….

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2015

06

Jul

Kendall Jenner’s Coffee Shot of the Day

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Kendall Jenner stole the obvious joke when posting this picture of her in a see through shirt, covering her hooker kardashian nipple, that isn’t really her fault for doing, she can’t really help the brain washing her mother raised her with, it’s not like she’s allowed to socialize with normal people, or can related to normal people, living her secluded, surrounded by her shitty family existence…something that will probably end badly in the next 20 years…but in the mean time, involve her posting pis of her coffee cup..in the most slutty and subtle of ways….

She’s a Kardashian, this isn’t porn, so I guess selling Kim out for the sex tape has allowed the rest of the family to not need to whore themselves unless they really want to, like a single mother stripping to save college money for their kid, that she ends up spending on meth, so the kid can go onto do the same thing her whore mother did…

And so the cycle continues…

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2015

02

Jul

Kendall Jenner Harness of the Day

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Gay dudes have been wearing fetish gear as club gear since gay dudes started going to clubs for sex.

I guess that’s trickled down into the mainstream…the hetero/ semi-hetero mainstream since nothing is hetero anymore…Everyone’s a faggot…

Well, fetish gear has reached the point of teeny boppers….

These girls are now hitting up the sex shop for leather straps and accessories designed to get fucked in…which woould make sense since everyone has grown up on hardcore porn and are sexually weird…

Not to mention it looks kind of futuristic, and I guess girls started wearing sports bras to the gym, or underwear as outerwear in the 80s thanks to Madonna, to boy short underwear as pants with ass cheecks hainging out and crop tops…to g-strings around hips in the 90s low-rise jean movement…meanign this Kendall Jenner strapped ass is not weird enough..

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2015

11

Jun

Kendall Jenner in a Print Ad of the Day

I think it’s unfortunate that Kendall Jenner, who we know as one of the whores in the whore family, is booking what I would assume big campaigns for print and I guess commercial…like she was a model..and not an instagram / social media celebrity due to being on TV…

When I know that this Kendall Jenner, has been raised amongst some of the biggest fame whores, even her dad grew tits for the cause, not that she can call him a dad, not because he has tits, but because he was too busy being a self involved ego to actually raise her…making me think that she could have done more for this brand..or really any brand…

What I am saying is that use the model jobs for the real models and use the Kardashians for what they are good for…spreading their fucking asses for attention….

I see no ass spreading in this video and thus…this video…is a misuse of this rich as fuck pile of shit…

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In more interesting news – here she is whoring in her underwear – paid for by Calvin Klein – in a Selfie.

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In more interesting news – here she is riding her sister…

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In more interesting news – here’s here sister in a porny shoot….

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2015

05

Jun

Kendall Jenner Ass in Leggings of the Day

As an old as fuck pervert, I don’t think I will get fully comfortable, or bored of, or acclimatized to leggings, because I remember an era of ill-fitting jeans, and leggings being worn with an oversized sweatshirt…meaning this movement, that is over a decade old at this point, thanks to American Apparel making it accessible, is almost magical, especially when girls size down and the shit is see through….often times pantyless and supportive enough to make shape their bodies right…even fat chicks who shouldn’t wear leggings are awesome to me….because leggings..

That said, here’s Kendall going to the gym, to stay in shape because she’s superficial thanks to her modeling career her 70,000 dollar faced father turned mother probably didn’t pay, but rather had paid by Ryan Seacrest, to help make this shit show happen, and stage parent mother, who really only cares about her kids when she’s not too busy whoring at least one of them out, which is never, because her vagina, like a DUGGAR has shat out some shit…literally…in what is clearly the worst STD to haunt the fucking world…

Apparently, Kendall is in Montreal this weekend because either she, or her friends are fucking Lewis Hamilton and it is an F1 Race…meaning there’s a small chance that Kendall and I will make sweet love…because sometimes you can’t fight destiny…even if I hate her family, what she represents, I don’t hate this ass enough to let it sit on my face…for a few hours…even if she’s less of an ass and more of a cunt…

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2015

04

Jun

Kendall Kylie Jenner Shorts of the Day

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When you’re dad comes out to the world as a woman in his big reveal…like this was Extreme Makeover before it became Extreme Home Makeover to mask how terrible the fucking show idea was…taking mom away from the kids to give her 3 months of extreme surgery turning her into another person…because the world is a vapid, superficial place, not that Bruce Jenner was ever really present for the kids, he was too busy cash grabbing and whoring them all out, because people love attention…

You should always wear short enough jumpers to show the world your ass cheek…it’s not only today’s fashion, but encoded in your hooker DNA…

I’m into this.

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2015

26

May

Bella Hadid and Kendall Jenner Jump of the Day

All the socialite, social media it girls are in Cannes because they are big into Film Festivals…seeing as none are actors or producers..they are also at the Grand Prix in Monaco…because they are really self proclaimed it girls…it’s not their fault the media eats them up…

All this to say, they are rich as fuck girls…who get to hang on 200,000 dollar a week yachts like it ain’t a thing, cuz people want them around and because that’s what it-girls do….

They have been trained properly by their parents, the billionaires who threw into the work force thanks to their egos, because why not use the hook-ups that get them paid…

Their names are Kendall Jenner, Bella Hadid and Kylie Jenner…and they are young and slutty when they don’t have to be, and could be doing other great things…

I don’t hate them…ultimately, who cares..

Here’s Kendall’s ass in Monaco

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Here’s Kyle Jenner….

I am more into Bella Hadid’s bikini choice…

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Here are some more pics:

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2015

21

May

Josephine Skriver Fondles Kendall Jenner while Hailey Baldwin Watches of the Day

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Josephine Skrvier was a test tube baby created by her gay father with her lesbian mother’s egg….in what was clearly some genetic modified human experiment…that you will want to fuck…and that I guess Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin have adopted as their own, because I guess they are jealous of the robot model, or maybe they are all fucking robots created in a lab by their rich parents…

Well….together they grab each other’s tits. The fact is that these it-girls are useless…but I still want to fuck them and their horrible morals and values…

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2015

13

May

Kendall Jenner Does Jenner of the Day

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Kendall Jenner wore some denim in some campaign that allows her to tell people that she’s an actual model…when really brands only use her because she has a massive following and it’s like buying an ad in Teen Vogue or some other shit kids used to read in the 90s when models didn’t have their own platform to reach people because models didn’t fucking matter they were just support to articles and vehicles to sell product instead of being a product…and as much as I think the Kardashians are repulsive and horrible….I’ll still stare at this young ass in tight pants…because why the fuck not…it’s not her fault the world is fucked, the media is fucked, her mom is fucked…and social media happened…it’s not like she’s worked a day in her life for this dream to come true…she’s just coasting and I guess you would too..but you don’t matter…and she does..

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