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2016

22

Jun

Kendall Jenner’s See Through Shirt of the Day

Kendoll Jenner, that’s what I call her, Ken Doll because bitch is a puppet with no genitals used to sell product and not through sex tapes like her fat whore sister. She’s the one to target the whites people, positioned as a model or a supermodel as she likes to be called, it feels good on her spoiled brat useless rich kid ego…makes her feel like she’s not playing make belief…and that she’s not just being handed money and jobs because of her social reach…decided to wear a see through shirt.

I am sure it was an accident, there is no way a whore from a whore family would do something like this on purpose….I mean low level fame for having nipples, not their thing, they are more into doing less than that for attention…..lazy and disgusting and this is the hotter one, even hotter knowing her dad is a chick…perfect for daddy issues….or is it daddy now a mommy issues..

Either way, real subtle. Definitely not on purpose for the paparazzi – ken doll wouldn’t do that shameless shit…impossible.

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2016

08

Jun

Kendall and Kylie in Bikinis of the Day

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I didn’t want to post these…or anything Jenner / Kardashian….but I am weak…I don’t even like the way they look – I don’t think they are hot or interesting – yet here I am posting a campaign they are in because they are in bikinis and that is “newsworthy” to me…

What the fuck..but I guess this is all part of their deal with the devil, the spell they’ve put us all under to post their shit, even though we collectively dislike their shit, despite them not really even knowing what their shit is or why it matters because it’s just shit…considering their whole family are vapid and disgusting and we should just ingore them…but they are also media whores navigating the industry so well all while making themselves a lot of fucking money in the easiest way.

There’s really nothing wrong with that..it just seems horrible…and like there is everything wrong with it….but there is something wrong with Kylie’s face…that shit is jacked up and terrifying…

This is some campaign for Top Shop that made them millions…because they have a system that works and tricking brands…..

They aren’t even that hot…it’s average girls playing models…so cheesy, like if you’ve ever been to a tacky rich family’s house and you see their weird family portrait in the family room level of lame – that is actually what brands put money into…weird..

Garbage…

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2016

16

May

Kendall Jenner in a Bikini of the Day

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I know that Kendall Jenner is rich, I know that she’s just the next generation of “It-Girl” who may or may not do anything substantial, but “It-Girls” have rarely done anything substantial, they are just eaten up and adorned by the media, and the public…controversial because people hate on them…yet not controversial enough to not book jobs…

This is just Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Gwyneth Paltrow, Drew Barrymore and a bunch of other girls who at one point in their vapid, rich, and luxurious lives…were in everything, everywhere…always…

But no matter what she does, where she goes, she’ll always remind me of a suburban white trash girl who shops and hangs at the mall…just manufactured in China trash…in fabrics that give rashes and yeast infections…

No matter how many hundreds of millions of dollars they have, or what VIP red carpet they walk….they are last week’s kitchen garbage…relevant because you made them this way…and because the bookers are 23 year old right out of college idiots with no vision…or 50 year olds totally out of touch….”she’s got following…booker the hooker”….

Here she is in a bikini in the South of France…because that’s what the rich, even the TRASHY rich do…

Here she is in see through, ass dress at CANNES…

Here I am…perpetuating this mall brand twat…

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2016

13

May

Kendall Jenner for HArper’s Bazaar of the Day

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Here’s big media business making insane editorial decisions that I guess is in efforts of staying relevant or current, but that is actually really fucking lazy, and just buying into what is popular and trendy or just trending…the Jenner / Kardashian gang of fucking trash that happens to be rich, shameless and connected enough to monetize each and every one of them thanks to the nature of social media..

It’s one of those “Put Kendall on the Cover, she’ll tag us and our account will grow” strategies that keeps the rich rich and the shitty bloggers like me deep in the mailroom basement…possibly not even in the same building..maybe in an off building in a middle American location or some shit…

I don’t mind looking at a Kendall Kardashian ass, I just don’t believe she’s hot, interesting, or anything worth celebrating or even noticing. I don’t think she’s talented, compelling or even interesting looking…I just know she’s everywhere, and people are feeding into her little rich girl model dreams…making her think she’s revolutionizing something – while I know she’s just destroying the exclusivity and standards of something that should have been impossible for her to buy her way into…but alas – 99 percent of people and companies are just fucking whores…

Apparently – Kendall was out in a see through dress or some shit – I don’t see nipples but here are some of the pics

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2016

12

May

Kendall Jenner in her Underwear – Still Exists of the Day

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In case you forgot..Kendall Jenner is still Garbage…

I have actually had conversations with dudes who don’t really give a fuck about models, they just care about pussy and they are brain washed into thinking this girl is hot as fuck….they think she’s amazing because they’ve been shown pictures of her over and over again and compared to the alternative, especially in her own family, she’s the ideal one..

Brands like her, she’s a modern day AVON lady, capable of pushing products, and she can pose like an asshole, because ultimately, modeling isn’t a real talent and choosing the right girl for the part – is nonsense…it’s all marketing and about selling product, so use the one with the biggest audience and the most connected, because her and her litter of sisters are each marketing vehicles…modern day family on the block at the top of they pyramid scheme…getting everyone to buy into their lifetime supply of supplements because they are sharks and know how to prey on the idiots

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2016

04

May

Kendall Jenner for V Magazine of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is being marketed as a TOP MODEL….and is getting jobs TOP MODELS once got, but we can only blame the media for that.

It’s up there with the TRUMP situation, that as a Canadian I don’t really have an opinion on, other than the simple fact that America is dumbed down, into social media and don’t know quality or substance, they just know or understand pop culture and commercial mainstream success and like drones follow the leader…

But the media, journalists, people who are educated and supposed to be behind the scenes informing the people are just as PC and retarded as the people digesting the content….

So instead of saying Kendall is a vapid little cunt, with an unmemorable look or face, but she happens to be the better looking skinny one from the horrible marketing machine that is the Kardashians…the shittiest brand in America..that America created and made rich as fuck….

Instead of saying brands only use her for her following, because they know she wants to be a model, and that magazine want to be on her good side so she tags them on instagram….instead of saying she’s a fucking lie…they perpetuate it..

I assume you that you only know what kendall looks like because they’ve showed her to you 40-50 times a day – and not because she’s inspiring or perfect for the shoot or campaign…

It’s exposure I hope leads to her premature death…because this low quality shit must end…

GARBAGE….V Magazine have historically been the biggest suck ups to celebrities to get hits…they are fucking garbage…they can try to make shit seem artistic or high concept – but when you cast a cunt like kendall, a fucking commerical puppet, it’s a fucking ad..

THIS IS AN AD!!!!

DIE DIE DIE

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2016

03

May

Kendall Jenner See Through Slut of the Day

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It amazes me that in this smut filled world we live in…you know one filled with porn…and trashy celebrated rich kids with sex tapes….with cheating politicians, church leaders and perverts fucking everywhere…..and tech companies that have tricked the public to have no privacy, to be tracked and to push stories and product to the idiots through little retard devices and an interface that presents itself as “fun” or “connecting with friends…..

Allowing people like Kendall Jenner…to exist…

She’s average, you only know her because they’ve push her on us – 40 times a day….and it almost makes that purist, civilized, Jesus loving approach of the 50s seem a lot more decent…

I like storylines that involve the wife burning the roast on TV, not dad becoming a mom after sister got fucked by a black guy…

Where have we all gone wrong…where is America….

Kendall Jenner is garbage…but like Trump…and social media that made her…represents everything AMERICAN…

These pics were sent in by a reader who will remain nameless…something we wish would happen to Kendall – she’s garbage…

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2016

02

May

Kendall Jenner Grabs her Tits for Obama of the Day

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It was the white house correspondents dinner – where Obama did his 30 minute speech that I watched and laughed at some of the jokes CLICK HERE TO WATCH

One of those jokes was on how Kendall Jenner is useless trash and why she had no real business existing or being there, but the who country is a fucking joke, so I guess it all makes sense…and I guess Kendall wanted to drive that point home, with a classy titty grab pic to say “I am a whore you idiot, raised by whores, and I was at your event as a whore, after a whore no longer needs to whore, thanks to her sister doing the actual sexual whoring, while I can focus on just whoring for attention and jobs brands throw at me because I’m social media relevant”…trash…

Turns out other girls were there:

Kelly Rohrbach – from Baywatch 2016 – What?

SOPHIA BUSH – OVERSTUFFED SAUSAGE

ADRIANA LIMA – LOOKING BETTER THAN EVER

EMMA WATSON WEIRD DRESS

NINA DOBREV ONE OF THE VERY IMPORTANT PEOPLE

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2016

28

Apr

Kendall Jenner Bikini Model of the Day

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I hate everything Kardashian but I guess we all perpetuate their existence by talking about them…but more importantly, brands keep throwing money at them because they actually push sales, like their trashiest, richest AVON lady knocking at your door via social media…because I guess girls want to be them…

It’s safe to say that Kendall is the hottest one in the litter of these demons…but she’s still overrated and not deserving of any “model” career, but brands are confused and like making sales and executives are lazy and lack innovation..throw money where other people throw money…throw money at something that works…motherfucker is too busy fucking his secretary to bother using his fucking brain…

Here are some bikini pics…because bikini modeling is easy – every bitch on INSTAGRAM will prove that to you…make belief becomes real when you’re rich as fuck and connected.

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2016

29

Mar

Kendall Jenner and her Groupie Park in Handicapped Spots of the Day

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I am not the kind of person who really cares about policing handicapped parking, but I still never park in handicapped parking, even though it’s convenient as fuck. I am the kind of guy who tries to convince anyone I know with an injury to get a Handicapped parking sign that we can color photocopy and put in all our cars so we will get the VIP parking people who can’t walk due to disease or injury, but more importantly Kendall Jenner and her groupie deserve….

You see, when you’re a self involved spoiled cunt, who thinks she’s too busy in life to waste driving around in circles looking for parking, especially when you’ve hired the paparazzi to come shoot you walk into Yoga because you’re doing a campaign for a fitness brand, and part of the millions, include an instagram pic and being seen by the paparazzi in it…

She could argue that she’s so famous that if she was walking a block or two, or paying the meter, she’d be ransacked…and give her a break, her mother is her pimp and her dad turned himself into her mom…she’s not from a well rounded place.

I would argue, that despite all that is working against her in her life of luxury, she’s a fucking cunt, overrated, not a model, and just a product pushing puppet on some AVON lady level being used by brands to increase sales…and not being used by brands because they think she has anything to offer…

The reality is, she’s the kind of girl who is so into herself, absorbed in her entitlement that she’d probably fight an actual handicapped person to get the spot…

Garbage, and she’s not even hot…and either is her groupie…the Baldwin shadow who follows her everywhere….

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2016

28

Mar

Kendall Jenner and Friends Have Asses in Bikinis of the Day

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Kendall Jenner and her gang of vapid spoiled brat rich kid cunts don’t need an excuse to walk outside of one of their 10 million dollar mansions to sit by the pool in bikinis, only to take group butt shots, because that is all they know…

They don’t need a long weekend to just decompress, but the funny thing is that they probably think that they do, since they WORK so damn hard on their selfies and staying skinny so that brands will still hire them as their AVON ladies to push products to their fans…fans I don’t understand why they exist…but figure it’s because I’m so disconnected from what the kids think matter…which is selfies and angles and followers…that I can’t relate..

But I can stare at young, rich, vapid brat ass in bikinis…it’s pretty fucking easy, like their lives, until they start realizing how empty they are and how their parents don’t exist leading to drugs once the fans move on – and they always move on..eventually..this can’t last forever, it’s amazing it’s even lasted this long.

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2016

25

Mar

Kendall Jenner Rubbing Her Vag on a Horse of the Day

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Let’s hope this form of Beastiality ends with some terrible vaginal disease that leaves her bed ridden for the rest of her life…

I can’t imagine grinding your vagina in panties up against a horse is healthy for you pussy hole, and I can imagine your pussy hole being a great entry point for some sort of plague that people who fucking rub up on animals to get off deserve…and when it is a Kardashian we can only hope…but they seem to be immune to inter-species breeding, and belong in an actual zoo rather than a very expensive house in Calabasas…

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2016

22

Mar

Kendall Jenner is Not a Self Involved Cunt of the Day

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I guess seeing Kendall Jenner staring at herself would make you think “damn, this girl is a self involved cunt”…well that’s just obvious, when you’re in a family of self involved cunts, you need to be a self involved cunt, because otherwise you starve…despite your hired help feeding you, but you know what I mean, and that’s if your own parents only like you because you are an extension of themselves and can’t bother with you because they are too into themselves, you gotta do you…or some shit.

So I just see it more as a shameless plug to a brand she has obligations to because they paid her, and she’s attempting to be more creative than just posting the catalog pic, because Kendall Jenner is not just art people, but also an artist, or that’s what she’s like to believe because no one likes the reality that they are just a puppet, modern version of an Avon lady, peddling product to about 2 million half retards worldwide, in a country with 350 million people…

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She’s garbage…but that goes without saying..

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2016

21

Mar

Kendall Jenner’s Puffy Nipple of the Day

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Kendall Jenner rocked the puffy nipples she got from her daddy Bruce Jenner…while she left her family’s most important sponsor – the “dermatologist”…because the family, not just BRUCE and his tits, have had so much plastic surgery….In fact, Bruce Jenner, the one who changed his gender, has less work done than any of the others…which is just absurd…

I guess the good thing with Kendall is that she’s had strategic fillers, which is code for dud

And she got it all for free, she just had to walk out of the facility for the paparazzi to get a pic of her next to the sign, and what better way to do that than divert your surgery, pretend it’s for acne, with some puffy nipples the blogs will write about..

It’s so fucking twisted, but these plastic cunts who cry feminism, are just frankenstein in the lab monsters fucking up body ideals of the youth with bodies you can only get with a lot of money, not that you should want their bodies, and bodies that aren’t celebrating their natural state…

We live in a world that shames naturally skinny models for making 2 percent of girls stop eating and dying, while motivating the other 98 percent of girls to try to be fit….and replace them with science experiments…it’s fucked.

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2016

07

Mar

Kendall Jenner Punches a Paparazzi of the Day

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I saw that Kendall Jenner was trending on the internet for having Blonde Hair the other day, which led me to tweeting “I can’t believe we live in a world where Kendall Jenner’s Blonde Hair is a News Story”…

Seriously.

I don’t care when anyone in my immediate life, which is a pug and a fat wife, get their hair done…why the fuck would Kendall Jenner’s hair be anything worth even talking about. What makes this “Truman Show” puppet someone people talk about, and why the fuck do anyone care that she’s changed her fucking tween brat hair…it’s terrifying.

The only time I’d want to see her trending is if she murder /suicided her entire family when she realizes that she was t

I mean it is a family that put one of the girls into porn to get ahead, to have the opportunity to whore every last one of them, in what would be considered abusive parenting, but I guess not abusive enough for the young one to lose her fucking mind and kill them all off..

Instead, she just punches the paparazzi to demonstrate what being a coddled, egotistical, narcissist who is totally unappreciative of the job or life she has, because it just happened for her…but maybe that internal rage should be internalized until she fucking explodes.

Would be more interesting if she was the martyr who offed the whole fucking family…

I like that GIGI is in on this, she’s probably saying “do you know who I am, do you know who my dad is”…to which 90 percent of the world said “no”…

Rich kids, who aren’t even that cute…must die.

Where’s the video?

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