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2015

26

May

Bella Hadid and Kendall Jenner Jump of the Day

All the socialite, social media it girls are in Cannes because they are big into Film Festivals…seeing as none are actors or producers..they are also at the Grand Prix in Monaco…because they are really self proclaimed it girls…it’s not their fault the media eats them up…

All this to say, they are rich as fuck girls…who get to hang on 200,000 dollar a week yachts like it ain’t a thing, cuz people want them around and because that’s what it-girls do….

They have been trained properly by their parents, the billionaires who threw into the work force thanks to their egos, because why not use the hook-ups that get them paid…

Their names are Kendall Jenner, Bella Hadid and Kylie Jenner…and they are young and slutty when they don’t have to be, and could be doing other great things…

I don’t hate them…ultimately, who cares..

Here’s Kendall’s ass in Monaco

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Here’s Kyle Jenner….

I am more into Bella Hadid’s bikini choice…

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Here are some more pics:

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2015

21

May

Josephine Skriver Fondles Kendall Jenner while Hailey Baldwin Watches of the Day

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Josephine Skrvier was a test tube baby created by her gay father with her lesbian mother’s egg….in what was clearly some genetic modified human experiment…that you will want to fuck…and that I guess Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin have adopted as their own, because I guess they are jealous of the robot model, or maybe they are all fucking robots created in a lab by their rich parents…

Well….together they grab each other’s tits. The fact is that these it-girls are useless…but I still want to fuck them and their horrible morals and values…

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|Josephine Skriver|Kendall Jenner

2015

13

May

Kendall Jenner Does Jenner of the Day

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Kendall Jenner wore some denim in some campaign that allows her to tell people that she’s an actual model…when really brands only use her because she has a massive following and it’s like buying an ad in Teen Vogue or some other shit kids used to read in the 90s when models didn’t have their own platform to reach people because models didn’t fucking matter they were just support to articles and vehicles to sell product instead of being a product…and as much as I think the Kardashians are repulsive and horrible….I’ll still stare at this young ass in tight pants…because why the fuck not…it’s not her fault the world is fucked, the media is fucked, her mom is fucked…and social media happened…it’s not like she’s worked a day in her life for this dream to come true…she’s just coasting and I guess you would too..but you don’t matter…and she does..

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2015

01

May

Kendall Jenner Almost Dies of the Day

Sometimes life, or videos of life, are better when personal injury happen in them…it was the format of America’s Funniest Home Videos…

Because watching Kendall promote some new scooter for the lazy American people that she probably has equity in, since these girls don’t do anything for free….fake a slam…is less satsifying than an actual slam…

I am not one of those people who love seeing people eat shit and hurt themselves, but sometimes when people are out there faking a fall, people who aren’t even real people but rather the worst kind of people, eating shit wouldn’t be so bad…

It’s like talented athletes and good people who help the world have slammed and ended up with brain injuries…but the little brats who are out there capitalizing and mocking us while they do it…are the ones who the world would benefit most from losing..

That’s not to say I wish death or injury on anyone, but if you’re gonna fall, and you’re a kardashian…make it count….as I stare at the young fit ass that makes Kendall Jenner ok…

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2015

30

Apr

Kendall Jenner Instagram Model of the Day

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I know Kendall Jenner is geting paid a lot of money by Calvin Klein for this. They fucking love young girls in black and white…looking like borderline illegal images..but that aren’t illegal because all the twinks involved are over 18…

But there is still something magical about a girl doing the instagram model booty pose…whether it’s paid for or not by the underwear company that makes the underwear that she is wearing,..and that coincidentally you want to sniff…

The whole family are fame whores, attention seekers, the worst…but I’m not against fame whoring and attention seeking when it involves hot, slutty, erotica like this…

I get it, instagram girls are hookers…but that doesn’t take away from staring at their thirst, or hustle…because it’s better than staring at my wife’s inner thigh rash she makes me apply topical cream to…if you know what I mean…shitty morals, shitty people, shitty everything, possibly even this undewear….but not as shitty as my life…

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2015

29

Apr

Kendall Jenner Riding a Great Dane for V Magazine of the Day

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While Kendall Jenner’s dad is winning the heart of America by either becoming a woman, or pretending to become a woman, all for the sake of ratings…which is something I wouldn’t put past that horrible, money making, opportunist family…and he could be a better actor than Kim was when getting peed on in a sex tape to strategically position the family for the empire they’ve built today…

His daughter, who we can hope has daddy issues, who plays model because she has a huge audience and can, because brands and people are down to work with her…since she drives traffic their way….was riding a great dane…

Funny how these things work out…

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2015

27

Apr

Gigi and Kendall Jenner Celebrate a Tranny Dad’s and Birthdays of the Day

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Kendall Jenner posted this Gigi Hadid picture because they are BFF eveyrone…they are up on some new generation Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian bullshit…with their psycho hollywood stage parents…trying to maximize exposure…while possibly hating each other for each other’s success…shit talking each other as these girls do…or just getting together in their local Calabasas hang out spots…after calling the paparazzi..to laugh about how stupid the world is…and how they are collectively winning even though their trust funds would clearly imply that before they were even born they won…because money makes the world go round…

So I guess this is just paving the way of the E! spin off show, as you know Ryan Seacrest who probably fucks Gigi to piss off her dad who probably fucks Ryan Seacrest’s ex girlfriends…as these LA sugar babies go…and the Kardashians own that network…and it just makes sense based on their shitty following.

The whole thing is dumb..especially when they aren’t posing nude/half nude/etc.

All this to say, it’s nice seeing her celrbrate as her dad…is busy inspiring the world with his story of wearing their panties…

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Posted in:Gigi Hadid|Kendall Jenner

2015

21

Apr

Kendall Jenner Coachella Private Plane Thigh of the Day

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I have a new fetish…

It is called rich kids flying in a private jet to Coachella, which is an hour and a half drive, because rich kids can’t be seen in cars, not even town cars, or tour buses for that hour and a half ride, like a bunch of fucking peasants..as rich kids have places to be and things to do…like sitting by the pool all day…and/or being whored by their parents…

Now I don’t hate that someone paid to fly Kendall to Coachella, like she was a hooker in Dubai…I actually like it because she’s showing thigh…and because it reminds me how cunty the generation has become…because if they can’t fly private…why fly at all.

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2015

20

Apr

Kendall Jenner’s Car on Naked Ass of the Day

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Kendall Jenner went out and decided to show one of her many talents that the family call “road tripping”…where she assumes the doggy style position naked…and puts a toy car on herself…to balance that shit…

It’s one of the many tricks the Kardashians learn at a young age, along with sex with black men, donkey shows, ping pong shows…and how to be a spoiled entitled cunt who doesn’t deserve what they have but don’t know any better…because they’re mom stole their soul to the devil…

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2015

18

Apr

Kendall Jenner BTS GQ Video of the Day

While I was out drinking pretty much all fucking day..these pictures and BTS that’s fashion for BEHIND THE SCENES VIDEO of the Kendall Jenner for GQ…grabbing her tits…on YOUTUBE…because it is OK when GQ does it…and when Kendall Jenner Does it…but when I do it it s porn…you fascists bastastards…

Nones of this matters…it is not even hot…but she is the best of the Kardashians…which isn’t saying much….

I am sure this twat has no personality, she’s up on some Michael Jackson, Lindsay Lohan, raped by your parents figuratively…raped by producers literally…all to get the dream done..

But she does have a young hot body…and can’t hate on that…ever….

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2015

15

Apr

Kendall Jenner Does GQ of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is an it girl, everyone knows she’s an it girl, even people who don’t give a fuck about it girls, or this pop culture bullshit, know who she is…and that’s not necessarily na exciting or amazing thing…but it probably is to her, since media hits are a currency in her family…

Well, she’s official now that she’s got a GQ cover…she matters…it happened…she exists…and thanks to her relentless crazy mother…it’s safe to say…unlike the other flash in the pan whores…she’ll be around for the next 10 years…unless of course a miracle happens and the family dies in plane crash..not that the relentless mother would allow that…but we’re all allowed to dream…and I guess what it comes down to is that the only one worth saving is this one…so maybe GQ’s got it right…

Here are the pics..

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2015

13

Apr

Kendall Jenner in a Bikini for Coachella of the Day

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I don’t know if the highlight of Coachella gossip is that Kendall Jenner had Amber Rose kicked out of a party because Kendall Jenner is a media powerhouse who controls who can and can’t go into parties….

I just know these people are all a bunch of fucking idiot media whores crying for attention, trying to stay relevant, abusing their spoiled brat position, all for something that ultimately doesn’t matter at all…

It’s like who gives a fuck about the Kardashians, or Kendall or even Amber Rose…

They do not matter in the grand scheme of your life, my life, humanity…etc…they just represent all evil..

But at least they are doing it in a bikini….

If you’re not into that – here’s Kylie’s ass, that may be ass implants…in a tight dress..

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2015

11

Apr

Kendall Jenner, Bieber and Hailey Baldwin do Coachella of the Day

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If you didn’t have a reason to go to Coachella this year, book your flight now, because Bieber is there and as you know, anywhere Bieber is, is the place to fucking be…because he’s not a cheesy, popstar or anything….he is the embodiment of all things cool..and I guess these young, rich, celebrity, it-girls in bikini tops are too…

I guess what it comes down to is that as a 45 year old man….why the fuck am I posting this? Seriously..I should be filing my taxes or going to my kid’s high school graduation or fasting for my colonscopy….or some shit that other 45 year olds who have never heard of any of these idiots because they don’t pollute their lives with pop culture nonsense and focus on what is important….cheating on their wives and paying the mortgage….

Either way, here are the pics…

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2015

08

Apr

Kendall Jenner’s Easter Bunny Continues of the Day

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The nice thing about the Kardashians as a whole is that when they find a good thing, meaning something that goes a little viral for the family, they milk that shit like it was the cow sister Khloe, you know OJs daughter, tit…

Or maybe a better reference is that they milk it like it was Kim Milking black cock…because black cock has been her everything…from the start of her career to the source of her baby…and every husband and dramatic curve in her story in between….

Here she is as easter bunny who lost her pants…while hiding her face so no one knows it is her for a magazines…

Here she is opening a door…

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I Prefer When She Gets Finger Banged By Her Sister…

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2015

07

Apr

Kendall Jenner Bikini Snap Chats of the Day

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Here are some Kendall Jenner Bikini Snap Chats, because she hasn’t figured out that snapchats are for pussy pics, and pussy videos and not bikini pics…but I guess that worked out OK for her, because there are apps and screenshot capabilities to turn her whoring that is supposed to disappear forever, even though nothing disappears forever, last forever…and I guess the funny thing in all this is that we all know her mom is the one who released these…cuz that’s how you whore out your motherfucking daughters, I mean that…and release a sex tape…obviously…

Speaking of whoring…here’s tha video of these Jenner sisters with Daddy Turning into a Mommy issues…touching each other for incest fetishes!!

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