I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

Archive for the Kendall Jenner Category

2015

29

Jan

Kendall Jenner in a Bikini of the Day

Kendall Jenner was hired by a bikini company to be their spokesperson, because bikini companies are into vapid little fame whores, raised by fame whores, used by those fame whores to expand their fame whore network, because the fame whore who shat her out of her gold digging fame whore pussy…probably for the sake of just making more money for the family…all because the bikini company wants eyeballs to look at their bikini company…and are willing to spend a lot of money doing that…

I mean they could have hired someone who could be of inspiration to young bikini shoppers everywhere, you know a positive image, instead they just invested in the fame whore business model…instead of something of value….perpetuating this nonsense lie…

Either way…pics.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2015

27

Jan

Kendall Jenner See Through Fashion Show of the Day

Kendall Jenner did a runway had a see through shirt….because Kendall Jenner is a real model…and this is part of the plight of the model…even when they have trust funds and have no real need to be a model…other than to make their whore mother money by third-party whoring them out…thanks to making them in her whore womb…

It’s like this girl can do anything, she could inspire the youth, volunteer with the poor, yet instead she does campaigns for brands that overpay her thanks to her social media following…while complaining about boys and her range rover…that all these little followers look up to…the future is bleak…we are doomed…

But at least she’s showing nipple…kind of…because nipple is the future…or the now…and bush is the future…but nipple still has its time to shine…before bush takes the fuck over….

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2015

22

Jan

Kendall Jenner for Estee Lauder of the Day

In the event you are looking for an update on Kendall Jenner and her farce of a modelling career….here it is…

She’s been getting work with major brand Estee Lauder, for what you can assume was a lot of money, because Estee Lauder clearly wants to target young girls, and Kendall has a huge young girl following, thanks to being on TV, friends with all the it-girls, and I guess an it-girl herself….

She’s got bangs, which is really exciting for anyone who has a bang fetish, when I assume anyone reading this site only has a bang fetish when it comes to banging, because your loser ass will fuck anything you can.

She’s also booked Vogue, because Vogue is a print magazine, print magazines are suffering, and use anyone who gets talked about, so that they get talked about is the best marketing strategy…reminding us that everyone are bottom feeding whores, sometimes it just takes a bottom feeding whore to realize that…

Here are the pics…

Here she is for VOGUE – Because she’s a Real Model…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2015

19

Jan

Kendall Jenner’s Booty of the Day

Kendall Jenner posted this butt shot of her claiming to be wearing a pair of Khloe Kardashian’s pyjamas, that we can safely assume are not actually Khloe Kardashians pyjamas, just part of the storyline some asshole who writes their show came up with…you know to get the interaction between all their accounts as some real time, after-the-show..bullshit that is just bullshit…

However if they are Khloe Kardashian’s pyjamas, and not just a marketing plug for the pyjama company, or a lame attempt to do an ass pic…I hope they were never worn, because these girls get everything for free, sharing clothes doesn’t happen,…but if it does…I hope there is no older, used up cuz she’s the ugly one, after birth shit staines rubbing up on this younger one…even though she’s probably just as dirty, kids these days..

All this to say…that ass…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2015

16

Jan

Kendall Jenner is a Columinst for the Wall Street Journal of the Day

When the Wall Street Journal hires Kendall Jenner as a correspondent, you know that the nail is finally in the coffin of media, and that we’ve all gone down the clickback, instagram celebrity, road of what is relevant…

The media has always been dictated by the advertisers, but when you have to hire a bootleg Kardashian, raised by the vapid whore family…as the voice of a generation…even though kids her generation hate her and what she represents…it’s almost as bad as putting her fat sister on the cover of Vogue, instead of some import car magazine she belongs on…

This is what Kendall and her hired Ghost writer had to say:


“I feel like I grew up too fast a long time ago. Having older siblings, you grow up around adults, so you mature more quickly. I saw my sisters and parents working every day, so I was pretty much brought up to be a workaholic. But I just turned 19 a couple weeks ago, and I’m scared to be 20—it’s the first step out of being a teenager.”

Here are her being the social influencer that WSJ wants as part of their team to get some level of relevance…..Instead of breaking important fucking stories..

Garbage..

Here are some old pics of her because why the fuck not…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2014

31

Dec

Kendall Jenner’s Bikini in Dubai for New Years of the Day

It’s New Years Eve…why the fuck are you on the internet…looking at bullshit to either distract you from your shitty life…instead of living your shitty life or trying to make your shitty life better…it’s like just filler noise you pollute your brain with before you die…looking at girls like Kendall Jenner…who represents the legacy or at least the future of a family that represents all evil or the WORST OF 2014…a pawn in the master plan of the devil mother, to have birthed two – three generations of profitable pussy…that she is more than happy to exploit…because it’s allowing her to live her dream through every single one of them…

The Kardashians are all that is wrong in the world, this is their future leader, ringing in 2015….like a little slut that she is…all cocky, confident and we can collectively hope that their tabloid fodder, celebrity family, falls the fuck off this year…because they’ve been “relevant” whole being irrelevant far too fucking long…

But at least she looks as good as this…like all hot bodies…they become tolerable…

Happy New Year….

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2014

29

Dec

Kendall Jenner Baby Cameltoe of the Day

New trend…pose your cameltoe next to a baby…not that this is an actual cameltoe, but with a little pulling on the front of her pajama pants, totally could be, because she’s a Kardashian or whatever the fuck the Kris Jenner’s maiden name is, and genetically, built so that their vaginas eat anything their vaginas face that offer any level of opportunity or money….be it black cock, rich cock, athlete cock…or in this case Pajama pants…

Nothing this 19 year old “it” girl, thanks to the world being a horribly place, and the media sucking, is wholesome “look at me on christmas fodder”…it is all designed to monetize…making her the fucking worst…and giving us all hope for a family trip that ends in Natural Disaster, or Air Asia level missing plane, because it’s always the people who need to die, who don’t die.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2014

26

Dec

Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevingne Christmas Video of the Day

Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevingne are attention seekers. They position themselves to be as relevant as possible by associating themselves with the right people, or working with the right people or even by doing any and all stunts they can for the media to talk about them….which is probably why they are together in this Christamas video for THE LOVE MAGAZINE ADVENT CALENDAR ….that is actually Christmas themed…but that lacks sex appeal…unless of course having your headlights on these idiots is porn to you..knowing you could run them over and end them….something that probably should have happened in this video…but that didnt’…fascinating…

Posted in:Cara Delevingne|Kendall Jenner

2014

23

Dec

Kendall Jenner and her Mom Dancing for Christmas of the Day

I know a few people who have fucked mom’s and daughters…not at the same time…but they still did the double generation…I even know a guy who did three generations…in the same fucking week at an all inclusive resort…the idea is hot…you know the cute looking mom, with the cute 18 year old daughter who likes the idea of fucking her stepfather thanks to the interent destroying her soul when she was 10 and she was introduced to porn, and now, despite being totally normal and cute, is actually a total fucking nympho who takes nudes all night, masturbates all day, and wants to get chocked out and spat on, which blows your fucking mind, because you are in your 40s and no girl was ever into such vile shit, not even the most desperate of porn chicks, but we’re in a new generation…hot as fuck generation…

But for some reason, a reason I call the Kardashian’s being sent from hell to shit on popculture, and prove that we as a people are doomed, seeing mom and daughter famewhoring just makes me feel uncomfortable…because it’s weird…no matter how hot of a body tranny’s daughter has….this level of desperation and putting themselves out there…is fucked….but something for people to talk about, because people care…even though I absolutely don’t care…I am just so trained at updating this stupid site that I post everything I don’t care about to punish my miserable life…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2014

17

Dec

Kendall Jenner for Dazed of the Day

I refuse to watch anything the number 2 most searched “model” on the internet does…because she’s a Kardashian and the idea of contributing or being polluted by her bullshit…really doesn’t interest me….but for some reason I feel like putting it on my site that millions of people see – for them to watch – just so they can let me know if it is shit or not, and maybe they can go home and talk about it with their friends, pretty much doing way more good for her than if I just watched the shit…but at least I still didn’t give them my view….but I guess I gave them your view…

All this to say…she may be the worst and part of a shitty rich family but at least she’s hot…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2014

08

Dec

Kendall Jenner for Love Magazine’s Advent Calendar of the Day

Kendall Jenner’s christmas in lingerie dancing to shitty music for THE LOVE MAGAZINE ADVENT CALENDAR …that you know they don’t give a fuck about casting Kendall Jenner, other than the fact that she’s super fucking famous and that she will market the fuck out of this Santa in lingerie performance, because it adds legitimacy to her modelling career, and legitimacy is all she craves, seeing as for the rest of her life she will always be in the shadow of her sister’s fat ass, because her ass is so fucking big, she can’t help it, and because…that’s just what her career is based on…even if she has a different name….

All this to say, I’ll watch any 18+ year old dancing sexy for Christmas, because I like to think that’s what Christmas is all about….the sex.

Isn’t that what it says in the bible? When you realize that Mary wasn’t a virgin and that Jesus is in fact a bastard baby porn in a shed…

Not that it matters…because nothing matters…especially not this..

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2014

03

Dec

Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevingne’s Love Cover of the Day

Well…it is fashion not porn…even thought it is a pretty grey area..because fashion is porn to me…but I guess getting a little Kendall Jenner mounting bi-sexual Cara Delevingne “it” girl…is a perfectly appropriate cry for attention from both parties who fucking love attention…which is pretty good on Kendall’s part, considering she comes from a porn family…and this should be her getting fisted…based on the morals and values in the family…even though really, based on their money, should be her living off her allowance and not bothering with any of this shit, but her money hungry horrible devil mom would have none of that.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2014

01

Dec

Kendall Jenner Does Some Mean Girls Bullshit of the Day

Kendall Jenner did some Parody for some magazine based on Mean Girls, a movie I never saw, but that I assume either killed Lindsay Lohan, or reminds the world that Lindsay Lohan still exists, despite being killed off in society and is no longer relevant….being replaced by the likes of Kendall Jenner, who are basically social media whores, famous for being on a show as the sister of the girl who only has a show because they spun her sex tape into reality tv, and in America, if you are on TV you matter…and in Kendall’s case, she matters so much that she’s booking Victoria’s Secret:

A video posted by Kendall Jenner (@kendalljenner) on

She’s the face of a make-up brand…and she is in a Love Magazine Christmas Pic

Because everyone wants to work with the people who have the most followers…and not the most talent or business being models or whatever the fuck Kendall Jenner, new age bullshit is…and I don’t care, I mean breed girls to be whores, it helps make the world go round….we need whores to get by…at least I do….

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2014

28

Nov

Kendall Jenner for Dazed of the Day

Kendall Jenner is being celebrated as the future of Fashion…even though anything a Kardashian does is the death of anything good about that thing….and if she’s the future of anything, it’s more reason to collectively kill ourselves or even encourage ebola’s strike on America…

The fact that she’s a model, is offensive, but I get it, and the only real salvation she has is that she is tall and skinny, because if she wasn’t, the obvious hiring her because of her Kardashian fame and Kardashian fan base, of millions of people…because brands, like Victoria’s Secret know if they hire her, she’s already going to pump their product to a huge audience, meaning that if she wasn’t famous for being the sister of someone who is famous for nothing, and if she didn’t have a name and audience…and if the world hadn’t made her famous…she probably wouldn’t be in magazines…and that would probably be a good thing…because no one needs this spoiled brat trash in anything…whether you find her hot or not…she is garbage…I am sure of that…

But not according to Dazed and Confused magazine…they put her on the cover…I guess because everyone wants to market their products and use vehicles like this…no matter how shit they are…to do it…

I will say that Kendall Jenner can’t be the future of fashion, and if she is, fashion is dead…which I guess it should be, since overpriced clothing made in sweatshops, is dumb as fuck…it’s like spending money for nothing…on clothes you already have in your closet…idiots…you’re all idiots…

TO SEE PICS OF HER ASS IN A SKIMPY DRESS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2014

21

Nov

Kendall Jenner Says Fuck You of the Day

A photo posted by Kendall Jenner (@kendalljenner) on

If you were wondering what Kendall Jenner was up to…and I know you were – becasue at least one of you – or statistically millions of you care about the Kardashians and all their various forms and versions – from the big monster one to the recently turned 18 year old one that will end up in Victoria’s Secret because the family apparently pushes product…

She says Fuck You…with her hands…the same hands you probably want deep inside you….because prostate massage..

Posted in:Kendall Jenner