I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2016

29

Apr

Bella Thorne for Marie Claire Indonesia of the Day

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Bootleg magazines are still magazines…like bootleg models are still models…and bootleg actresses are still actresses…and bootleg instagram sluts are still sluts..

Bella Thorne is a the 40 year old looking 18 year old who i am sure doctored her birth certificate – that the blogs are writing about – not that anyone reads blogs anymore – but you know what I mean – some of us still gotta hang onto the glory days that are all they know…

My storyline for her is the best one, but I am sure all the dad’s who jerk off to her, whether on shitty TV shows she is in, or to her instagram and snapchat whoring…straight up attention seeking….because there are countless instagram whores and slutty girls willing to be slutty on the internet…but only a handfull get cast in movies and TV thanks to being raised by stage parents to do this…to seek attention and to not fuck up now that they’ve made it this far…

I don’t think the shitty stock photos for INDO Marie Claire are as funny as INDO Marie Claire existing…but I will post them anyway – because I like to encourage this girl in all she does…it’s jokes..

Boring…

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