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2016

27

May

Irina Shayk is Everything of the Day

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Here is a photoshoot of Irina Shayk for a pre Memorial Day weekend celebration to remember that Russians, despite having no souls…can be very fucking compelling, sexy, hot and amazing…

I am a firm believer that Irina Shayk is the best model out there, the hottest model out there, and a really good A-List scamming set of tits…that just figured it all out and used her hot to escape Communism through the Siberian mountains…struggling after her horse died from the cold…forced to make a protective tent out of its corpse….only to be picked up by a pro Soccer Player who happened to be doing an exhibition with his team in the small town she found herself in…I mean..that or the private jet he recruited her on because they had a deal that she wouldn’t out him for being gay and he’d get her in the magazines to really affirm he’s not gay…

She’s in a magazine, I am in love, and I will memorialize…today…staring at her…knowing she’s probably going to be pregnant and over in the next two years…so take it in.

I’m a fan of all her work…of all of her…especially her dark and scary past …send nudes.

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