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2016

06

Jun

Charisma Carpenter Brings the 90s Erotica of the Day

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Charisma Carpenter fans get so mad when I write about her being some old washed up whore – still trying to get as much attention as she can – like it was still the 90s, she was still on BUFFY the VAMPIRE SLAYER, and she was just getting scouted to do Playboy….only it’s 20 years later…she’s still fit, what the fuck else is she going to do with her time off / early retirement….and instead of the media booking her for slutty shoots, she’s staging them her damn self….like she’s not menopausal and old news…not even last weeks kitchen garbage, but rather already biodegraded into nice rich compost soil…

But her fans, the Buffy weirdos, who are fucking weirdos, I’ve met them….they are up on some COMICON virgin loser with a fat wife and shitty life – provided they’ve left their mom’s basement – social awkward people – who are so emotionally dialed into the stars of their masturbation during their formative years…that they take personal offense when you make fun of them…like it’s a direct hit on them…in a “be nice to Charisma Carpenter, she’s the best there ever was”….but if that was true, why is she whoring on instagram for reassurance..

Sure her ass is good, there are a lot of good asses whoring themselves out out there…that aren’t 100 fucking years old…

I choose youth..the new…there is no future in the past…but there are ass pics…

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