With yesterday’s Sarah Michelle Gellar post and I think I even did another one the day before, because Gellar is out here trying to get jerked off to like it was still the 90s and she likely was too good to admit she was being jerked off to, or accept that she was being jerked off to, and probably was like “ewww gross don’t jerk off to me”….but so much can change for a woman in 25 years, like the one who didn’t want you jerking off to her is begging you to jerk off to her…

I don’t know if Sarah Michelle and Charisma Carpenter linked up at a Buffy convention, saying “let’s collectively post smutty swimsuit pics for our fans to keep us both alive as people who get jerked off to”….you know keep the Buffy bros happy…but it fucking seems like it, doesn’t it.

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I dont’ give a fuck about Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV series, but I can tell you a lot of the nerdiest, most virgin motherfuckers I ever met were way too into that show and basically any and all spin-offs of that show…

One nerd who saw every episode of the show, would track when the DVD box sets would be released for the previous seasons, and he’d buy TWO of them, one to watch, one to keep in the archived unopened….

Yes, he will be the last one laughing when he sells his collection in 20 years when mass produced DVDs that have never been opened become a thing….definitely…

I saw that some internet group or podcast group got a VHS tape auction up to 80k that they donated to Charity since they aren’t me, who would POCKET THAT shit…and it’s only a matter of time that DVDs do the same thing to retards….I mean people were buying GIFs for a million dollars a year ago…we’re a dumb species with money.

Anyway, Charisma Carpenter was on that show, her fans are likely as loyal as nerds are, and she took a panty selfie a few days ago, so they’ve already printed them up and put them in their nerd binders, as they do….but this is for the rest of you who want to see 52 year olds act like young internet whores as they do.

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Charisma Carpenter has some real loyal fans despite being 100 years old all because she was on a nerd targeted show in the 90s.

If you aren’t a 40 year old virgin, you probably never fucked with Buffy the Vampire Slayer the Sarah Jessica Michelle Gellar Parker years, but you may know some people who did.

I knew a guy who was fucking obsessed with Buffy, a total awkward virgin who ended up becoming a blogger, the old school fan boy way…worshipping these sluts like they matter…

He would probably cum himself watching the show no hands…not quite a talent when you’re that autistic and socially awkward. Your OCD focused on one thing and that thing was loving Buffy…

Pretty fucking queer if you ask me, but it’s nice to see one of the sluts on the show the Comic-Con crowd likes is still making them cum, still at it, like it’s all she knows, the next Maitland Ward I guess….

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I don’t have all the answers, I am not a scientist, but I do know when you’re Charisma Carpenter, posting crotch shots on the internet is a good strategy to stay around…

Forgotten from the days of Buffy even after doing Playboy when it mattered, always an exhbitionist, continuing it into her old age…not a terrible thing, not a great thing either, but a thing none the less…

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