Anais Pouliot is a French Canadian from a suburb 20 minutes out of Montreal, the city I live in for legal reasons…

She didn’t spend that much time working in montreal, or hanging out in montreal, or being my friend in montreal calling me to grab a salad for lunch, or maybe hit a model fitness class, like Pilates or Hot Yoga…but she still came out of this place…and her french trash family still lives in this place…and just because she’s gone to New York and done one or two shoots for Victoria’s Secret….doesn’t mean she’s not that above ground pool, Poutine eating, stripper who got away…and just because she kind of made it in America…I know, at her core, she’s still french trash and has erratic anal sex on the first encounter as French girls do…

I assume she’s at the tail end of her career but still has those french legs and unlike most French Canadians with hard bodies I know, doesn’t have that hard smokers face by 30 – because she escaped that fate for Luxury…

I also find local whores who make it in the world lost opportunity I’ll never get back – because there was a window in their career where I could have manipulated them into sex…because in case you didn’t know …Paula Abdul follows me on Twitter – along with 13,000 people, like we’re our own small down…touched by the leader, out god…the illustrious medicated choreographer pop tart in her 90s…

Here she is in a magazine for some local content, even though she probably has her green card like an islamic radical…you Americans just hand them out.

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