Jessica Alba in a Bikini of the Day

2016

Jul

Jessica Alba and her billion dollar tits…can teach us a very valuable lesson. The first is that the elasticity of Mexican skin makes a bitch age nicely when she’s rich and famous and can work out everyday, so unlike TRUMP’s approach to Mexicans, America should be skinning them and making masks out of them to look more youthful, or you could do like Jessica Alba’s husband and just fuck one and breed her…either way, she looks good for her age and number of babies….but then again she’s hollywood and not typical poor mexican who gains 60 lbs per litter..

The other lesson she can teach us is that even when you don’t have talent as an actor, if you’re hot, just go for it, they will always need a hot chick to play the hot chick that they will promote as the hot chick to make money off the hot chick….giving hope to all the instagram girls who want this level of fame…or stamp of approval…to be the next ALBA….

The last lesson she can teach us is that if you have that fame and audience from being a hot chick from movies, you can build a billion dollar brand based on bullshit – awesome – way better than working the Mexican restaurant making tortillas…