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2016

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Aug

Em Rat Cow Gets Work of the Day

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Em Rat Cow finally gets work! Her million dollar making scam continues to deliver because no matter how irrelevant people like me think she is, she’s got a massive social media following and someone will still throw money her way because that following isn’t going anywhere…that following is locked in…and until Instagram is irrelevant…she will continue to exist…and really I don’t give her enough credit…She identified her massive tits, she used her massive tits, she pulled out her massive tits, because she was confident in her massive tits…she never did porn or real sleazy shit…it was always mainstream tits…making it easier for girls I sext to justify showing their tits…that aren’t as nice as Rat Cow tits, but that are still tits….exposed tits…so even if she’s overrated, irrelevant, non existent…and her contribution to the world has been low level, self involved, and boring…she still lazily showed her tits and that’s the kind of lazy hustle we need…to see tits….working towards a dream…

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