There are so many of these whores I don’t know or really care about. I am old, I am out of the loop, I don’t watch TV, I am pathetic, I am disgusting, but I am not as obsessive compulsive as the people I put this shit up for, which is really for myself, since no one is out there…and I don’t actually know who any of these people are…

But Jennette McCurdy….Jennette McCurdy is my internet girlfriend…I try to sext her on twitter sometimes…she always ignores me (like the rest of the world) ..but I think she’s just playing hard to get…and I like her thinking she’s in the driver’s seat…cuz the driver’s seat is usually my favorite place to make love….at least with street hookers…because I can’t afford a hotel room and my wife frowns upon me bringing them home with me….

Jennette McCurdy is some wholesome actress from iCarly a show that I doubt is still on TV, but when she was 20, was on TV, and the kind of weirdos who like watching kids TV show, both single and strange and married and horney, fell in love with her…

She’s reinventing herself the way I like girls to reinvent herself….and I am not talking about her country music bullshit career…I am talking about posting some serious weird content…slutty content…half naked content and titty content…or in this case spread leg and shitting content…

Like a good little Christian you’d assume she was with a name like Jennette…

Weird.

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